Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄

Well, when you’re a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!

How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?

Government of what? Which government?

This dummy doesn’t know about Moon’s stray cats, lmao.

How far did you get?

For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.

The thing is, artists often don’t have “make it realistic” as their primary objective.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let sinks in!

What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.

You want cheap protein? Get dried legumes. (and prepare yourself for the farts)

Maybe if we started treating people as human beings regardless of age? Or is that too radical?

“Why aren’t the kids going outside anymore?” “Why are there kids outside?!”

Let teens exist in public spaces for fuck’s sake.

Vocal minority explains it.

Not sure about predators, but I believe that the reason it works with herbivorous mammals like deer is because they can smell a human scent and don’t stop to snack there since they think there might be a human nearby.

I’m not a man. Nothing to do with testosterone.

Pro tip: sprinkle your piss in the garden regularily, it works at fertilizer and keeps deer and possibly most other herbivorous mammals at bay. If you have neighbors, it’s recommendable to, uh, collect it in the bathroom into a jar or jug instead of doing it on spot.

No this is not a joke, the deer haven’t eaten my plants nearly as often when I started deterring them with this.

You lost me at “almost no calories”. Fuck diet culture.

1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won’t touch any prey animal if there’s a human nearby.

2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

that’s a loooooot of toothbrushes