Ah yes, “the” civil war.

Well, for starters, almost nobody’s going on a plane or cruiser trip anymore.

edit: oh wait it says 2000s not 2020s

You can also use a chive leaf as a straw. It’ll affect the taste, but it’s fun to eat it afterwards

gardening, stealing, charity

The difference is that here the characters appear to have chosen poverty in order to embrace a simple, ascetic lifestyle; they are not forced into it by circumistances outside their control, or at least the artist makes no effort to imply so.

hang a curtain dumbass

How would you get that much stuff out of a store without getting caught? Slipping a candy bar in your bra or a can in your bag is easy, but when you’ve gained 5+ kg of weight in the store, the cashier might get a tad bit suspicious. I guess you could make multiple trips, but I think cashiers or guards would notice when the same person has gone into the store 9 times without buying anything.

You forgot one thing:

Good enough for ya?

What if it collected the waste into some kind of chamber with a built-in microscope (combined with a window so you don’t touch the shit), so that you could have a look at it yourself, as a little science project? Fun for the whole family!

Who doesn’t want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?

this also illustrates it pretty well, though not nearly as seriously: https://neal.fun/spend/

colonialism not poggers :(

Barley**

I think that’s a factor as well as the rapture bs, but from what I’ve seen, this type of people tend to be even more racist towards Palestinians.

A lot of racists are also Zionists because even though they hate Jews, they hate Arabs and Muslims more.

I wonder what the target audience of this product is…

No, actually this isn’t a part of his body, but rather a piece of equipment worn to prevent him from biting itchy areas.

Aren’t those cages kind of like reverse aquariums?