During COVID, so I guess thats when it got started.

I used to work in a hotel, and they never provided any training about any of that.

Just think of all the fun stuff you can do with the paper ribbons you tear off! That absolutely makes up for any and all pain and suffering endured in the process!

Honestly, censoring the closed captioning is an accessibility nightmare, and you start wondering if they’re doing algospeak, or if they’re the kind of person who takes the same tone of voice with disabled people and toddlers.

We’d fire no guns, shed no tears

How big are we talking? I’ve got a USB desk fan from a subscription box a friend had, that’s basically just a computer case fan in a 3D printed housing, and it’s lasted me years.

I mean, expecting a punch line is the mistake. Obviously, it’s a margarita line.

Nah, a neighboring city has ordinance written with aesthetics in mind too. Like, it’s in the city code that your front yard landscaping has to be congruent with the aesthetic of the street landscaping.

It’s absolute insanity.

Edit: For the actual text

Entry areas, access easements, and driveways shall be landscaped to create a feeling of identification and continuity of plant materials related to the plantings around the buildings and parking areas. The primary entrances to the multi-family development, defined for this section as the entrances from public roadways, shall have landscaped areas on either side of the entrance. This landscape area shall be a triangle beginning at a point where the back of the sidewalk and the driveway intersect and running a distance of twenty feet parallel with the street, and fifteen feet from the back of the sidewalk along the driveway, and diagonally connecting the two lines. These areas may be utilized as rain gardens.

Whatever you do, don’t look up how spiders actually have sex

I’ll save you the trouble, here’s the recipe for Tiral’s grandmother’s stuffed peppers.

Take the peppers
Stuff with tasty things
Cook them if you want
Eat

He got Frank Beard last week too

It’s wild, because when I was a kid, there was this huge conservative talking point about how trading freedom for security was bad.

I found my belt at a secondhand store. It did take some hunting before one turned up, but I can change the buckle on it if I want. I got it for extra cheap because it had snaps holding the buckle on originally, but one of the snaps was broken. It was an easy enough fix to remove the snaps and replace them with chicago screws, and it’s honestly a bit more durable with screws anyways.

Insufflation /ĭn″sə-flā′shən/ noun

• A ritual act of breathing on baptismal water or on the one being baptized.

What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can

The grocery store seems to have forgotten you gotta pay people to care about doing a good job. I’m just acting my wage here.

Only because we don’t have trains

Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones

Hey, SA can also stand for Sexual Assault

In a factory, downtown?