“Her, those minorities ain’t gonna oppress themselves.”

-Cops

Just pick your poison and dispense for like 1 second into the tray. Yes it’s wasteful, but that’s their fault for making you have to flush the tube.

Oh 4chan, no question.

It’s been open one day and already flooded. That thing’s as much a death TRAP as it is a death camp. Which I imagine is on purpose, given how much the ghouls are salivating over the prospect of detainees becoming alligator chow.

It wouldn’t help, there’s an unstoppable army of fuckheads that blindly vote Republican no matter who it is. At this point I’ve just given up entirely.

Here come the Idiocracy memes in 3, 2, 1…

I thought that at first, but now I think it’s supposed to be an actual, literal demon.

His ghoul squad is already scaring them off in droves. Stay clear of here everybody - America is now a fascist hell.

Good on you expats, may Europe treat you with the respect you deserve.

Trump doesn’t listen to your prayers, fuckheads.

Yeah he’s pretty goddamn stupid.

Yeah that’s easily $100 her could be pocketing himself.

How are so many people incapable of doing the literally most obvious and easy task of “do not fuck children” JFC.

It’s almost like if you piss off your users then they’ll ditch you.

We can’t see the hurricanes lalalalala!

-Trump, probably.

Do it if you’re not a bussy.

The secret 3½ stage?

Honestly of they could program a halfway decent AI therapist then art least it could take some of the load off our already insufficient mental health professionals by dealing with the lighter-weight cases, leaving the psychotherapists free to deal with the especially sick people.

The secret third phase is scraping the last few kernels across the butter/salt film on the bottom of the bowl.

Dude I live in the middle of the continent. I can drive for nearly 1,000 miles in any direction but north and still be in the US. not only is nearly everything about America for me, but I have nothing to do with anywhere else other than where the shit I buy comes from.

The people you need to bitch at are the enormous corporations expanding across the world like a cancer and the same federal government most of us hate too. You may have to put up with “everything being about America” but we’re drowning in it, please send help.