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3·7 days agoAnd don’t forget to floss! As soon as I learned that my gums don‘t bleed because of the metal thing, but because food between my teeth decays and that decaying decays my gums, turning it all into poop, I started to floss every second day.
Why should I avoid mouth wash though? My routine is floss - mouth wash - brushing
That fluoride and vaccines are bad for you… tbh, I only believed it for 2-3 weeks until I did my own research, but it was a frightening clarification. Didn’t believe that teacher a single word after that.
Oida?
Oida!
Oida?!
Oida…
Oida.
Oida!!
Brenn die Bude nieder… nah, aber dem Foto zufolge düft‘s sich um a Krabbenspinne handeln.
Sehr schirch, ganz leicht giftig aber ungefährlich.
1·3 months agoI must say, it reads good, but then I remember that my Apple Watch lasted for 7 years (because I wanted a new one, not because it died) while watches from friends died after 3-4 due to software problems and I’m like “I’m good”
12·3 months agoYou made me curious.
As a connoisseur of Blood Sausage, or Blutwurst, or Blunz‘n, I am intrigued to taste this.
Sometimes ships get sold to another part of the world, like a Mediterranean Ship gets sold to the USA. The cabins for this one way trip are extremely cheap
Linux users are just like vegans. They tell you that they are Linux users.
People who use Linux are just like people who use cast iron skillets. They tell you that they use Linux.
How do you know someone uses Linux? They tell you.
I use arch btw.
I have my mirrors like that since erhw day I started driving because I thought it was the best way to position them
9·3 months agoI am happy to be Austrian enough to know way too many words to describe the act of mating:
Ficken, Flachlegen, Reiten, Draufsteigen, Schnackseln, Drüberfahren, Gspiatl’n, Beinand liegen, Brettln, Rödeln, Rackeln, Pempern, Durchnehmen, Tschentschen, Gegenseitig) beglücken, Fleischprüfen, Stecken und stecken lassen, in‘d Kistn hupf‘n, einheizen, Beischlaf vollziehen, Liebestätigkeiten nachgehen, Sich vereinen, den Akt vollziehen, Nudeln, ins Brunzfleisch einepfuiteifln, gfeichtln
That took longer than expected.
Nope. But my GF is one of the luckiest people on earth. By now she won a car, 3 holidays, a travel bag, heck we are going to holiday on ice this Sunday, we bought the ticket last year, and we picked the only spot where thommy ten and amélie van tass have a show. We got upgraded hotels multiple times for free, she even once got a graphic designer monitor for half the price due to something.
8·3 months agoOne of my favorites was definitely Kororinpa (Wii) Yes, the Wii is now considered retro. It is now older than the NES was when the Wii first was released.
If you ever plan to visit Austria, give the Waldviertler a go. I have them for nearly 3 years now and the only thing I did so far was to change the bands and the insert. For $30 they give you a new sole if it’s bad. Edit: I don’t have designated winter boots yet because where I live we haven’t had snow in years.
That you are now manually blinking, manually breathing and seeing your nose. Do you want to feel your tongue? No? Too bad.
Weird thing as well: your tongue can imagine the texture of any surface. The keyboard? The desk? The mousepad? The toilet brush? You can literally feel it in your tongue!
What’s next? Doom on a power bank display?
Once I turned 10: SpongeBob and the Simpsons
Before that: everything, including Pokémon, GummyBears, Darkwing Duck, I am Weasel, recess… I just loved everything!
What? $50k is even in the richest European countries about as much as 2 people earn per year. €25k/year is the median, give or take 2k. Subtracted are about 5k in taxes.
Crazy how expensive the US is…
You could have at least removed france