Watching people eat them and seeing their faces contort is all I need to know. (TikTok screencap)
They’re actually pretty good. Overpriced badly though.
Arby’s, home of the rubber meats
That does not look like steak.
Maybe it’s the intense lighting, maybe it’s what they used for the “marinating”, but that truly looks like rotten flesh. Zombie bites maybe, not steak
In the Minecraft world, eating zombie meat only restores a small amount of hunger and that meat gives you a debuff. So you have to eat a lot of it to be full. The debuff can be cured by drinking milk.
In Minecraft, zombie meat is just cereal.
I am known far and wide for liking shitty food.
I will find these and report back.
They look like rocks. Be careful, don’t crack a tooth!
So kneecapping squirrels isn’t the only way to get my fix, good to know
Arby’s has always been absolute shit.
When was the last time you saw one close up shop? We give them crap but they’re still here, something’s working.
You always braise rodent knees. Did Arby’s parents teach them nothing!
Damn. In concept they sound good. Except for the whole “Arby’s” part.
What an oddly specific yet totally random thing to compare them to
The comments made by black folks on YouTube reviews about these are some of funniest shit I’ve ever read.