They gave Betty White the best lines in that movie.

I think everyone is missing what that sign really means. It means, after all these years, we’ve finally found Louie!

The row of 20XXs makes me laugh. Looks real bright around 2077, you cyberpunk nuts.

Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

My 50s house still has a glass brick window facing the driveway. It’s a great silhouette backdrop, if I leave the workbench light on.

That’s a #7 from Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It

Many years ago when we finally sunset out first generation servers, we took them out to a gun range and let the support department have the first shots.

I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, “it’s all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina.”

It was a joke. I feel like we’re all living Brazil 2.

Wait, those weren’t made as a prop for Brazil 2?

Ha, they left out the 2nd N.

Surely the Zarkonians will save us.

Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?

The only time I’ve gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn’t even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.

Good luck when E finds out it’s B tier and goes NC. Everything you type will look like internet brand names from the 00s.

I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.

My state just made self-serve gas a thing so I got an electric. If I’m going to have to fuel up my own car, I’ll do it in my carport.

Is she fast asleep or rocking out with the band?

No no, this is still out of context. He said “Slurpee.” He’s reminding everyone that free slurpee day is coming.

They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.