- I always think of this when someone tells me to water my plants regularly and not always let them dry out and subsequently overwater the shit out of them to compensate. - No, motherfucker, we live in uncertain times. - That’s why I love succulents. Thriving on neglect is what I need out of a plant. 
- ironically this is close enough to what you should do, just with the minor detail that you should let them only barely dry out. 
 
- I drink unsweetened tea and diet cola all day, I don’t know what my body is complaining about. You know what, fine here’s half a jar of peanut butter on a pop tart! 
- No no no, it’s called intermittent fasting 
- this is exactly what happened today. I’m wasted - No no no. You drank 4 bottles of tequilla! Thats not the same thing. Also, stop walking on the ceiling! 
 
- I don’t even know what’s coming. Sometimes I just look up and it’s been 16 hours since I last ate anything and I simply must C O N S U M E - 16 hours is still pretty healthy actually. There should be a prolonged period of not eating. - I wouldn’t call it healthy if the reason that you notice you haven’t eaten is because you’re shaking due to low blood sugar because the last thing you ate was like a pop tart at 6am and it’s now 10pm. - Different scenario entirely, yes. 
 
 
 
- Me with my sweet sweet petrol snack 






