Can confirm, that mystery meat on the spindle is indeed the best in the world.

Time is a flat circle

Google: “cant help you bro, we’re busy shoving that shit into everything we have even though nobody wants it.”

Always disappointed, never surprised.

If only there were some cheap and easy mechanism by which one could create coffee for themselves, crafting it exactly as they wish and saving money in the process. Oh well, time to go spend an hours’ salary on mediocrity!

hinting at even more drama as investors struggle to make sense of Musk’s space-and-AI behemoth.

There is no way for it to make sense. It’s just dumb fucking insanity. Rocket company + subpar bullshit machine + Nazi chat room is not a real company. Soon they’ll combine with former car company who makes sub-par robots, making it even more stupid. Fuck all this shit.

They’re not falling for it, they’re loving it. Granted, they have been duped into loving it.

Disclaimer: I am NOT defending video game companies.

I think loot boxes and other fuckery are due to our unwillingness to pay more for the game itself. Shit, I remember seeing new games on the fucking Super Nintendo costing $60. That equivalent price today is almost $150. You can argue about profit margins and greed all day, but that’s an enormous difference. These companies have to make up for that somewhere. So in light of the fact we won’t pay those prices (I sure as hell wouldn’t), they had to get tricky.

we kind of need the law to catch up - on sports betting too.

The law was there, for a long time. Then a couple years ago it just… disappeared? It baffles me that every sports event now is nonstop ads for gambling. I guess when you have a casino bankruptor running the country, this is the idiocracy you get.

Smug and proud that TikTok has never earned a dime from me

people are not stupid

Uh. Looks around at the state of the world

Every time I learn something new about Copenhagen I love it more

Not yet

Fueling the cash furnace, of course.

I went from Bentley to cheap dumb cars

👍👌

Nah, I’ve been married for 22 years, I don’t care anymore. Actually never did.

And “dangerous urban youths”

deep lakes

So I guess if we blow up the dam, we’re in the clear

“Oh you grew up in Phoenix? My family’s in Scottsdale. So, like, do you have pubes?”