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  • TootSweet@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzHello There 😠
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    4 hours ago

    I have a friend who recently moved from the poorer side of the town I live in to the richer. (I’ve always lived in the latter, richer area.) And he was talking about how striking it was to him that on the richer side, strangers would go way out of their way to avoid interacting or making eye contact or anything, but the moment you forced the issue and start actually talking to them, they’re the nicest people ever. The other side of town, interaction wasn’t avoided the same way, and they wouldn’t necessarily be quite as nice in their interactions.
















  • I was on a trip as a kid (probably… I dunno, 9 or 10 years old?) with my family. The hotel had a pool and the family brought me to have a swim. (They didn’t swim, just sat around the pool while I swam.)

    It was just us at first, but soon another kid about my age showed up with no parents/supervision. He sat down on the edge of the pool at the deep end and dangled his feet. He conversed a little with me and my family, but otherwise was just there hanging out. He mentioned in passing that he couldn’t swim.

    But then suddenly he was in the pool, thrashing and struggling.

    My parents honestly had no idea what to do. One ran to grab the life buoy. I don’t remember quite what the other did.

    But my swim lessons training kicked in and I did the thing. Jumped out of the pool, ran around to the side of the pool right where the kid was struggling, laid down on the ground next to the pool, and stuck one arm into the pool for him to grab. Worked just as well as my old swim instructor indicated it would.

    Once he had me to hold him up out of the water, he was fine, of course. The rest was just a matter of helping him out of the pool.

    It was after that that he revealed he had an ostomy bag and wasn’t supposed to be swimming at all, deep end or otherwise. (It was a hospital town and I got the impression he was in town to get some kind of treatment.)

    We made sure he got back to his room safely and all.

    That’s pretty much the whole story. I don’t know that he’d have died had nobody been there. And my bumbling parents probably would have figured a way to help him even if I wasn’t there. But he had a better chance of walking away from that by virtue of my (admittedly very rudimentary) swim lesson training.

    And it was really dramatic being part of it.




  • TootSweet@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev: (
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    1 month ago
    create table boolean (
      id integer primary key,
      name text not null unique
    )
    insert into boolean (name) values ('true');
    insert into boolean (name) values ('false');
    create table document (
      id integer primary key,
      name text not null unique,
      body text not null,
      is_archived not null integer,
      foreign key (is_archived) references boolean (id)
        on delete cascade
        on update no action
    );
    

    Solved.

    Bonus: DBAs hate this one weird trick that can free up incredible amounts of disk space by deleting just two rows.