Damn. In concept they sound good. Except for the whole “Arby’s” part.

I was here for poop holding.

I was here for beans.

I was here for stroganoff.

And I’m here for crabs.

trying to get governments to regulate open source ai out of existence

I’m down as long as all the rest of ai goes with it.

(OC)

Whew. That’s good. I wouldn’t want to be that old.

billionaires would suffer extreme depression and paranoia until they downgrade to millionaire status

I think that’s kindof already a thing. Like, do billionaires as a demographic come across as not depressed and paranoid to you?

Trump famously eats McDonalds so much largely due to paranoia about being poisoned. (Hitler had similar anxiety delusions about being poisoned.) Musk is so insecure about himself that he pays people to play video games good so he can trick everyone into thinking he’s a good gamer.

Anyone who mentions, acknowledges, or even doesn’t sufficiently attempt to ignore/deny my existence or influence in the world, anything they eat tastes and feels like eating raw, unseasoned egg whites for a month. And I’ll put knowledge of that fact in everyone’s minds.

Then I can do whatever I want to annoy the fuck out of people and they have to ignore me. Wet Willie Elon Musk in public while looking him right in the eye. Replace the audio at a Kid Rock concert with Baby Shark for the whole show and everyone has to pretend it was a typical Kid Rock concert. Draw dicks all over Trump’s face with a sharpie during a presidential address on live, national TV. Find every HOA president and kill grass in their front yard in the shape of Bevis and Butthead.

I wouldn’t be unreasonable. A wry, approving smile here. Stopping and reading an obscene message I planted before realizing it was me. Stuff like that gets a pass. I might even turn a blind eye to an involuntary case of the giggles brought on by my hijinks, particularly if it helps the vibe. Also, anyone under 15 is exempt from the whole egg whites thing and can laugh their asses off and point with impunity.

Damn. They’re basing it all on LineageOS. I was hoping they’d make it a GNU/Linux phone.

Of course Trump is part of Azathoth’s plan.

Wait, what’s the one labeled “jackass” and how do you make it not give you agony? I will pay you an upvote if you tell me.

I can’t dare to hope ~that it’s about to go to zero~.

AI is where former cryptocurrency companies pivoted when mining cryptocurrency stopped being profitable. There’s nothing left to pivot back to. Even those who have drunk the blockchain Koolaid don’t think there’s money in mining. Just gambling by investing with real money and hoping someone will give you more real money than you bought it with.

“No, sir, it’s a citation.”

“Oh, good guess, but it’s actually a Pontiac Phoenix. I can see how you’d get those models mixed up.”

To be fair, there are frogs in all of the following images:

And that’s not anywhere near a comprehensive list. People really like to call things “frogs”.

My first thought was something along the lines of a “zip bomb”. For every “M” in the input string, it’d use more than a KiB of memory. But still, it’d take a string of millions of "M"s to exhaust memory on even a low-end modern server. Still probably not a good idea to expose to untrusted input on a public networked server, though. And it could easily peg a CPU core for a good while. Very good leveraged target for DDOSing.

Recipe by ChatGPT.

1. Is living a curse?
2. MUH.
3. I heard someone on NPR say that liberals misunderstand conservatives more than conservatives misunderstand liberals. Not sure who said it. Someone on a program I started in the middle of.

Also, “3 of the following (1 each)” is a weird way to say “one of each of the following.”

Silly OP. Humans don’t use em dashes.

At most, their word processor magically turns regular dashes into em dashes and they don’t care enough to change it back.

That’s not really less likely to happen if I choose 25 years old than if I choose 10¹⁰⁷ years old, right? the genie said “forever”, which I assumed meant immortality. And there was nothing in OP’s post that made it sound optional to become immortal.

The heat death of the universe is expected in at most, say, 10¹⁰⁶ years.

So, 10¹⁰⁷ years. I’ll be an ancient, godlike entity far beyond the understanding of any living thing. Like an aboleth.