Then there’s me, I’d just cut that last one in half.

He meant he’s taking 5k from every person who isn’t American.

The sky high gas prices this fucking piece of shit personally created have not only ravaged us at the pumps, but also ravaged every delivery driver… Driving ALL costs up

This fucker owes us FAR more than 5k, man.

Jesus… Trump saw a system that worked and got the world’s dumbest billionaire to break everything.

They’re going to confiscate all glasses now aren’t they? Jesus Christ…

Some people, not too many.

This went right over my head, and I just watched the movie a week ago lol.

I saw it once before (which was before it got popular), and the same was true both times… It was alright. I liked it, but it wasn’t amazing.

Always somewhat random what kids end up clinging to haha.

Oh, come on. We need something to piss and defecate on.

Well, actually… His grave will suffice. But like, imagine the lines everyone.

Surely it’s more than that. The airline had to essentially got an entire second plane for everyone.

Ah, the smell of eggs. That’s really bringing me back. I used to cook the new batch of mouse balls for the macs at school each week.

My coworker used “jif” the other day, and man… Did I just like immediately lose respect for her.

I didn’t even know I cared, and I didn’t say anything… But like, wtf? Lol

CNN has been a shitty, garbage company for at least two decades now.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY DON’T COME OFF! DO YOURS DO THAT?!”

Yeah… But should anyone listen to a couchfucker on any level? Like, come on. I get it - his wife must find him repulsive - but it’s so desperate, right?

The worst people in this world don’t think about these things. They are the ones in “heaven”.

If that’s the company in heaven, it sounds fucking awful.

The CEO’s brains are definitely broken. The rest of us? Mostly fine.

Lol, cause who wants to use a single USB to interface with the laptop? That’s crazy.

Next you’ll be questioning the tears of joy!

Yeah, let it soak! That’s great for the seasoning as well.

Turn them over while you’re at it. The bottom should face down.