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This is one template I’m down to bring back
Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.
Shopping trolleys are a rich source of materials for the aspiring welding fabricator. Road signs can also be good but they get banged around.
Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??
Wherw would “Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole.” Sit?
What would “return to corral and flip it over” fall under?
Years ago, my mate and I stole one, took it into the forest, and used it as a grill during the summer. Which alignment does that make us?
Chaotic Neutral, you still technically returned it to nature
So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?
True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.
The true neutral taketh, and giveth back
Chaotic Good. Though more often I’m a “ride-it-into-the-corral” guy.
Im a “brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout” :3
Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding
I’m “got the coin back that I put in the cart when I got it”.
Yeah, this is a rather US-specific meme…
Spent the past couple weeks in France visiting my wife’s family, and was surprised that most of the stores had the coin locks but were not using them, as in they had all been disconnected so you didn’t need to use a coin to release them. I think the only store we needed coins at was E.Leclerc.
Interesting. Presumably, enough of their customers now show up without the appropriate coins, due to electronic payment methods being available otherwise, that they decided to not require coins.
Here in Germany, where we hold onto cash a bit more dearly due to our Stasi-past, I don’t know any shop where I can take a shopping cart without sticking a coin in…
In the US. I know exactly one store with the coin system. I love Aldi.
Lawful good and neutral good are the ONLY acceptable anwers
Chaotic good is fine if you don’t launch it too hard. It’s enjoyable to put barely enough force in so that it just slides into the cart in front of it.
It’s like bowling.
Just don’t launch it from far away, otherwise it could veer into someone’s car. Which would be caught on camera, incidentally.
…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.
In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.
The mystical cart without a janky wheel, the prophecies have foretold of this one.
What alignment are you if you just take it home?
For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤
I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.
Where does “slammed into someone’s car” fall?
