I wouldn’t mind this guy being the president tbh. Sure he’s a pilot, but at least he wasn’t Air Force.

Probably offended that there weren’t any underage girls or boys being “twerked, ground or thrusted” into.

Agreed, that is not a time to gamble the fart. I 100% guarantee you, it is not a fart.

I know and love your avatar btw!

Bring back the old BBs!

I don’t know about you lot, but I love seeing woke bitches win. Would be better if they were Canadian, but you can’t have everything.

My daughter ripped off part of the February sheet on the calendar. Because it lines up so perfectly, March just auto fills in the ripped bits.

Well, I heard that certain Samsungs can double as incindiary grenades…

My grandma could probably beat the shit outta Jake Paul tbh.

Not at all. They could be carried.

Canadian here. “Barely risen above freezing” means it’s above freezing. That means it’s warm. Are right wing pundits just a bunch of wussies?

When he dies, I would very much like to examine his brain.

Pedophilia is already part of the Bible, is it not?

Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.

The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.

Lead the way then.

Hard to believe this is the nation that split the atom and then put man on the moon.

Dafuq you mean “heading to”? That shit is in the rearview mirror.

Okay, so each has its use but I would offer this assuming we’re in a stern chase. Chain and bar to disable or at least lower speed and maneuverability so that the foe is unable to escape. Rake the stern with round to disable guns as you come up alongside, if you’re able to slow them enough, try to get raking shots from both broadsides by zig zagging your course. Canister and grape from your upper deck guns to sweep the foe if you intend to carry them via boarding, if not pound away with round shot and if you can, rake them again from forward if you over haul.

For couch makers and furniture retailers, yes!

Why are you posting a picture of your president’s toilet paper?