Mandatory just means deferred meal 🤷‍♂️

Then in 9 hours it’ll be completely outdated and in 20 years it’ll come back as washaed and be bip again (god forbid you use trendy or hip)

I agree, my only contention is: not something important. Something fundamental to existence. Humans are primates, and touch is one of the most natural interactions a primate has. It is calming, safety, belonging.

A recent study I saw on science alert talked about how “men experience touching their partners as one of the best solutions to their anxiety”. Yeah, no shit, the sun also rises in the morning lol just my 2 cents

One of the most utilitarian xkcds i know of. 10/10

Lettuce pray for my running habit

My trick is that drugs are the only thing that works. Even complete exhaustion let’s me ponder that for a few hours before sleep 🙃

Will have to go back and watch but I think so!

Professor walks into conference room: “G N Eee”

I don’t remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity

Dumbells of all things. Both, badly placed as I set it down. In one case, tipped over onto the bottom of my phone. The second, rolled across the floor onto the edge of the phone, destroying the hinge. Suuuuper miffed, now keep phones at least 2m from anything heavy that moves (yes, I had the same thought lol)

Well as I said, in both cases it was an unfortunate accident haha. I know how I treat my stuff, and badly isn’t it!

My phones are averaging a lifespan of 18 months. Not because I treat them badly, but I have the horrible luck of dropping a weight on thrm at the gym… twice now

Haha fair enough, I was just being dramatic! Love me some tasty breads

And they’re more on theme for being more heavily processed than your standard HIGH QUALITY breads. Ick

Glad I could help!

Yeah, this is an old one. IIRC, the lady holding it didn’t know it was dangerous, just thought it was adorable, then when she posted it and ppl told her, she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea

Honestly, I think we underestimate how much of an impact telling them that is. Realism isn’t bad, but kids’ only real point of reference is their past experience and what adults tell them. So if we set them up to think it’ll be terrible compared to us, while we complain that everything is bad, they’re gonna assume that’s truly awful to have to be told about it.

Note: not to say things are going great.

Should be this guy :)

!dadjokes@lemmy.world

This belongs in dad jokes. Exceptional daddery

Now hear me out: Kelvingrams. If you can have an absolute coldest, maybe an absolute heaviest!

I don’t think this is how physics works but it sounded fun…

… cool 😎