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  • Ephera@lemmy.mltoAnti Meme@sopuli.xyzOh no
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    20 hours ago

    Last week at work, we had the lights on in the morning and as we went for lunch, I flipped the switch to turn them off. In that moment, you hear a loud bang and the lights won’t turn back on anymore.

    The next day, a technician comes in to look at it. He puts the fuse back in and all the lights work again. He decides to check all the capacitors on the lamps in case one of them blew out and finds nothing.

    In the week before that, one of the fluorescent tubes got swapped, so that’s our only clue why something like this might happen. Kind of wild that it can just go bang with nothing to show for it, except the blown-out fuse.




  • Here they started doing such phishing tests a while ago and our IT department had significantly worse stats than other departments, in terms of how often we would click on the link in the phishing mail.

    And yeah, the conclusion was that we were just being asshats that decided to poke around in the obvious phishing mails for the fun of it. Rather than getting extra security training, management told us to just stop dicking around, so that our stats look better.











  • Ephera@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlDiligence
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    9 days ago

    Yeah, I feel this one. We currently have significantly less dev velocity than the velocity at which requirements come in. So, unless something actually is the highest priority *right now*, there’s a pretty low chance of it ever being worked on.

    And then, yeah, I can be “professional” and say that we’ll work on it when we find time for it. That’s technically not a lie.
    But we both know that it’s not going to happen, so it’s actually better for the customer to take that reality at face value and find another solution.


  • YouTube made a change to their content curation algorithm a few years ago, which favors longer videos, because they can fit more ads into those. As a result, even topics that could be perfectly covered in shortform videos get documentary-length videos.

    But actually creating a densely packed documentary is a lot of work, so instead you get three intros, an unboxing, a tasting and half a life story for a video on how to bake a bread.