The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Next year we make slave auctions great again

Love that 30 day warranty

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Google trends shows that a search for “did Joe Biden drop out?” Spiked on election day.

Yes he did, months ago. American dont even know who they are voting for.

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

You shure ‘bout that?

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

Same argument about wasting 44 billion to buy twitter.

A useless website exchanged hands.

Someone still has the money, why dont they spend it on the poor?

Fascinating business opportunity, queer gun shops.

Can fucking stupid come full circle all the wayback to brilliant?

Do something good, get shit on in the comments. Par for the course, good work.

Its funny because the conventional wisdom is that rent is “throwing money away”

Um, nooooooo dont own teh libs so hard!!!

Hence the lack of profit

Throw me in the trash