“Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”

Needs to add my favorite number: 8647

If Russia nukes the US, how will trump blame Biden?

In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?

Ha ha.

I think it would still be weird. But then I have a photo of my kid smiling in front of the limo JFK died in (at the Henry Ford museum), so maybe I’m wrong.

Democrats are a Conservative Party.

But did those ghosts actively visit and interact with him? As I recall they were more or less just props for Marley to make his point.

Or….

• “I’m afraid to spend money, even on myself.”
• “Your fears are ruining your life and hurting people around you.”
• “I’ve learned to face my fears for my own good and the good of people around me!”

Also: there were four ghosts, not three. Everyone forgets poor old Mr. Marley.

Maybe just the “yay” was /s

Prime sucks like that.

Megalodamn!

Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting

Baby don’t hurt me

Horse.

Twisted Metal 2. I still play it on my PS4

It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.

“Pussy throat” is too wordy. I suggest we call it his “thrunt.”