Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!

…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.

In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.

I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?

Racism pays.

Really?! lol that’s great. I didn’t see that episode.

The concept of “Señor Chang” - the incongruity of an Asian man teaching Spanish in an American community college, never ceases to make me chuckle.

It reminds me of my own days in community college here in the US, and sitting in an English Literature class, taught by an Indian woman (Mrs. Banerjee) whose accent was so thick, the whole class probably dropped a letter grade just because we couldn’t follow much of what she said.

That’s the Right’s MO. See also: any victim of police murder/brutality (eg:George Floyd), the people Kyle Rittenhouse murdered, any peaceful protesters who get assaulted, and so on.

“TDS” is what the maga cultists accuse anyone of having when they point out trump’s clear malice, incompetence, corruption, etc. It stands for “trump derangement syndrome.”

As if being a sane & rational person is “deranged.”

It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

“America” is a shortened name for “United States of America,” in addition to the name of the continent. It can be both, you know.

They have zero compassion, zero empathy, zero humanity.

Or one guy keeps bringing in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.

The laws of gravity won’t keep me down

Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.

I’ll pass.

Best of both worlds.

I’ll bet the decision had something to do with trump’s massive ego.

I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi.
Then I hi-fived a kitty.

Platinium!

respect the constitution

Expecting trump to suddenly start doing something he has never done before, has never shown any inclination of doing, and has actively avoided doing given every opportunity?

That’s a bold move, let’s see if it works out…

Ba ba donk a donk, I’m lovin it