OhStopYellingAtMe

It’s a mild relief that the most incompetent dipshits in Washington are the ones who tried to overthrow democracy.

I’m worried they won’t be as incompetent next time.

RFK Jr. is on his way…

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

“King of the Hill” drawn in the style of Edward Gorey.

Aww thanks

I’ve been told more than once that I look like “that creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.” So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didn’t like looking creepy tho.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.

The very basement where they run their child prostitution ring, no doubt!

Barack-in the law

Bull. Shit. His allegiance to Putin is what caused him to be shot at this time.

100 years later:

Dr. Monkey: “Look! We made this lemur smart…”

How does this qualify as “not the onion?”

I’m a parent in Ohio but nowhere near Springfield, and my kid’s school just sent out a notice that multiple schools in Ohio, including my kid’s school system have received threats in the past couple days.

Now, I’m not saying it’s MAGA, but come on. That cult is a shade away from a terrorist organization.

Not oops at all. The words work for “bitch” too!

Not “Creep” by Radiohead, which is what I was quoting?

He’s a creep. He’s a weirdo.

“Better Off Dead”?

We will have to disagree upon how tiny that overlap is. I don’t think it’s as tiny as you’d like to believe.

Ideally, avid gun enthusiasts and the dumbest fucking people on the planet would be two separate circles of people, and yet…