1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Time is a human invention.
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Born in '78, basically immortal
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Many fell, some survive.
Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms
As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.
I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
I’d say I’m surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
Math is hard
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I’m born in 1975.
I’m fucking sunk. :)
I’m having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It’s fun. Really. :)
Same
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I refuse to
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
And what was the name of your first pet?
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Well I’m balding like one at least.
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend
@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.
