Not necessarily. What if you’re really good at Photoshop?
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Snap, Crackle, TransubstantiateEnglish
5·10 months agoI’d probably like it. Those wafers are fun. Tasteless, but the texture is the same as those vanilla wafer cookies. With marshmallow fluff, it would actually taste good, too.
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Nintendo@lemmy.world•[Zelda] Which game has the best sized map?English
4·10 months agoI like TOTK’s map. It’s not really the activities there are to do in the map, but the sights. BOTW, with the same main map, is good but you had very few traversal options, making it too big. But you can literally build a helicopter in TOTK and fly everywhere, so you can actually explore it in a more timely manner.
The floating sky stuff was more disappointing than the underground, personally.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programmer buys a boatEnglish
12·10 months agoI’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.
That’s what the bucket is for.
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News@lemmy.world•Government tech workers forced to defend projects to random Elon Musk brosEnglish
7·10 months agoThere are very few places that will actually challenge you if you wear the right outfit and have confidence. I haven’t worked at Walmart in years, but I can still wander around the back room looking for unstocked items if I wear a blue vest and some jeans.
Universally, you could just wear a janitor’s coveralls and carry a mop and bucket around.
Back in the day, every single video game used to have a little note on the box, in the manual or even on screen when starting it up that you should stop playing every 15 to 20 minutes to walk around and look at something other than a screen.
Haven’t seen that warning in multiple decades now. And I doubt it was ever shown on office software.
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RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Ranking the best vintage video games (25 years or older)English
7·10 months agolol what?
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Quickly transferring files between PC and phoneEnglish
3·10 months agoFor a single file, I just use Bluetooth. For a lot of files, or a really big file, I plug my phone into the PC and set it to storage device.
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Explain Like I'm Five@lemmy.world•Flat earth thoughtEnglish
2·10 months agoMomentum. The reason you don’t fly the fuck off to who knows where when you jump, is because you’re also moving at the same speed the Earth is.
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Technology@lemmy.world•“Just give me the f***ing links!”—Cursing disables Google’s AI overviewsEnglish
8·10 months agoOr your company after the whole alphabet.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting AudioEnglish
151·11 months agoLeak what he says in his sleep next.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Google offering ‘voluntary exit’ for employees working on Pixel, AndroidEnglish
11·11 months agoIs that where they put a loaded gun on the table and then turn around?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Alabama baby born at Krispy Kreme awarded year’s supply of free doughnutsEnglish
42·11 months agoWhen it comes to these things of free X for a year/life, it’s like 1 free thing, per month. So more than likely, this is 1 dozen doughnuts for free; but you can’t get the whole dozen all at once. You get 1 doughnut per month for 12 months.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"English
5·11 months agoLazy cubano.
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Technology@lemmy.world•CVS wants you using its mobile app to unlock store shelvesEnglish
4·11 months agoYes, and weekly; every time I do my shopping.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Comparison is the thief of joyEnglish
191·11 months agoI’m an older millennial and even I figured out what they meant by “rawdogging” because people my age have been using it the same way since forever ago, too. It can be anything that involves messing around with something gross without adequate protection/a barrier between it and you. It envokes the same idea as fucking without a condom.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Meme gift (and note in thread)English
9·11 months agoI’ve only not seen Once Upon a Forest.
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Technology@lemmy.world•CVS wants you using its mobile app to unlock store shelvesEnglish
15·11 months agoThe “shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button” bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use. 9 times out of 10, these cabinets are locked with a lock that’s key is just a circular bit with a single tooth.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too.English
8·11 months agoIf that fighter actually wins, it’ll be pretty funny.
Especially if they’re not even scheduled to fight.


What if you smashed them then took them home to cook and eat? 🤔