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If we ban space advertising, then only criminals will be able to advertise in space.

What we need to fight bad advertisers in space is good advertisers in space.

This could be solved if we only allowed astronauts to conceal-carry ad-copy.

(I like to use gun arguments out of context, because it emphasizes how dumb they are.)

I’m apologize. I didn’t mean to insult a SPECIES TREASURE.

How could I have guessed a people should be so culturally impoverished? America produced jazz, blues, and rock and roll: I should check my privilege.

This isn’t crazy. A vet would automatically be better educated than any paramedic, and the quick and dirty procedures at the front are not meant to replace a surgeon, but rather to keep you alive long enough to reach one.

This is disrespectful to Satan. I mean the man invented Jazz to corrupt the youth and you think he’s wasting his time with dumb-ass boomer blues-rock? What a downgrade, no wonder Satan hates Christians.

It’s really interesting to describe bees as “loose”. What actually happened was a spontaneous pollination event.

Maybe that’s what makes them “loose”. Using their labor in such a way that can’t be exploited by capital.

There are plenty of Republicans that pretend to be folksy morons. Tuberville is the genuine article.

I knew a person who was released from prison. They spent the first three knights sleeping in a closet because they just didn’t feel comfortable unless they were confined.

Seeing a Copilot shortcut on GNOME reminds me of that.

This is still more rational than the original Senate, and the modern Senate.

Any word on Milli Vanilli or Vanilla Ice?

The house band slaps tho.

The subject of a year-long undercover investigation, Cuevas was arrested in January after allegedly paying an undercover officer $1,500 for three fully automatic weapons and three Glock-style pistols with obliterated serial numbers.

That sounds like a helluva deal.

The terms “fully automatic” and “Glock-style” are annoying in how vague they are, but before you ding the journalist for being ignorant of guns, keep in mind the source of these phrases is likely the police report or the press release.

CA has a loooooong history of being cruel to the poor. During the Great Depression the Sheriff of LA set up road blocks at the state line to block refugees… from Oklahoma.

It’s no surprise that the dental-work masquerading as Governor is steeped in this hostility to the poor.

This would have made a great Chemical Safety Board video. But they got DOGE’ed.

Later versions of Bluetooth do encrypt data, but not all hardware developers use the feature. Those 2.4Ghz keyboards usually broadcast your keystrokes in plain text.

If you’re going to buy a wireless keyboard, you should be aware.

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I’m unfamiliar with AI chatbots that you pay for. What is a token?

I just got some lox on sale and the flesh is greasy and it has a strong smell of fish. Tastes fine, but I’ve never seen that before in smoked salmon. Is this normal? I’m not a big fish guy.

To be clear, I and two others have eaten this and haven’t suffered any ill effects.

These days, Rubio just walks around with resting defeat face. IDK why OP felt it needed to be sloped-up to make the joke.

This is just more proof that law enforcement doesn’t need age verification or backdoors to fight crime.