Mexico is going to pay for the wall too.

Nobody calls it the SS for that reason

This couldn’t be more American if the trenches included a fast food restaurant.

Any other country would’ve issued spades.

If they take grill brushes from law-abiding people then only the criminals will have grill brushes.

No such thing as a decent pig. ALL cops are bastards.

This is because the institution is corrupt and focusing on the individual actions, motives, and character of individual pigs misses the whole fucking point.

How many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding good cops have never changed anything.

You must have been of Microslop for a while if you think frustrating issues on update is a Linux thing. Just last a couple weeks ago, Microsoft released a security update that locked people out of their “C” drive. (In Windows, this is bad)

Fuck this headline. I understand click bait, but this is abuse of the literate.

“freindzone” is a self-inflicted wound. Nobody can make you cower in the corner waiting for your “opportunity”. Nobody made you look at friendship with the opposite sex as something that must be suffered so as to be due a reward.

A female guard replied “If he is dead, we’re going to cover it up and he’s going to have an alibi – my officers,” the FBI notes said. The inmate claimed the whole wing overheard the exchange.

My favorite part is not where the phrase “cover up” is explicitly used, it’s the part where the female guard clarifies that it’s “my officers” who are going to get an alibi. As if she was worried their’d be confusion over the pronoun “he’s”.

In context, this reads like a bad SNL sketch.

If you read the article, only the victims were from Utah. The murderer is from Iowa.

I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn’t have to use my penis for any of them.

I don’t understand why people drag on sugar-babies like they’re the stupid ones in the situation.

That’s a really long article to say that the pig was high on duty and died as a result. Everybody knows that fentanyl exposure syndrome is BS but they still can’t help but imply the fuck out of it.

When citizens OD and crash, they’re treated like the deadly menace that they are. Pigs are protected by fairy tales and moonbeams.

I can not be created, only confirmed.

There are telegraphs with higher bandwidth than this thing.

Audiophiles get a lot of friction, but this kind of person exists in almost any hobby. People fascinated by equipment and ascetics who loose the plot about what their hobby is all about.

The reason circumcision is common in the US has more to do with people like RFK jr. than it does with people like Epstein.

Gary Webb killed himself. He was divorced, unemployed, and his professional reputation was ruined. His reporting on the CIA importing cocaine was retracted after it was fact checked, and his editor would not stand behind the reporting.

But his article was published and is still available to read. The idea that the CIA assassinates people 20 years after they “spill the secrets” stretches credulity. Makes since he’d punch his own ticket.

The idea that he was shot twice “in the back of the head” is a myth. He did shoot himself twice, but that’s not so unusual. 42% of gunshot and penetrative wounds to the brain are survivable.

This meme irritates me because it depends on the misinformation that suicides are unusual or suspicious. Suicides are common as dirt. To the tune of like 40K people/ year in the US. It’s a major public health crisis but gets ignored because of taboo and because it’s a gun issue.