Plot twist: OP installed the thing in their ground floor and didn’t measure correctly; now they at least want to cash in on the internet fame.

Just wanted to comment this. The amount of lint can be quite shocking, but explains why e.g. t-shirts seem to get thinner over time…

But what about Brawndo? It has electrolytes! It’s what plants crave!

Just imagine him sitting in front, blocking everyone’s view. Then again this is not like a cinema. Would anyone care about obstructed view at a funeral?

Nah, it’s just the 51st state. Didn’t you get Trump’s memo?

Orange figures would have been more fitting.

Now divide them evenly between 0 people.

Then build that hotel with an infinite number of guest rooms.

You mean jifs?

If you like this concept, read Influx by Daniel Suarez.

The world didn’t even end in this one. I think we need an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, …

Well to be fair, they didn’t have to give it machine gun arms and red glowing eyes. But maybe that’s just me.

How many golden showers does Trump own?