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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Just one toke!

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Just one toke!

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    While it’s easy to believe this came out of the '80s DARE campaign, it’s fake, just in case anyone thought it was real.

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      Eh, it’s close enough to Reefer Madness that the details don’t matter more than the vibes

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        This sentiment here is why we live in a post truth world.

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          I think there’s a different level of expectation of historical accuracy in a shitpost community.

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      I know I’m way late, but this is from the movie Blood Rage, which is set on Thanksgiving. This is actually what happens in this scene.

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        What?!

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    Ah man, guess I’ll just stick with weed then

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      Careful, if you take ten weeds it’s equivalent to a whole marijuana

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        Americans and their independent arbitrary standards

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          ten weeds to a marijuana sounds pretty base-10 to me, and therefore metric

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            Yeah you’d think that, but then 8 marijuanas is a joint and 3.33(3) joints are a high.

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    “How did we lose the war on drugs? We outright lied and everything!”

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      Propaganda! If you tell people you won enough times, eventually they’ll believe you.

      In the meantime, you convert the whole legal and illegal drug industry into a money making market so that your shareholders can make a profit … because in the end, Capitalists did win the war on drugs by profiteering from it.

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    Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I’ve had it like 3 times and the “worst” thing I’ve done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much

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      Mostly it just makes me withdrawn and annoyed because a lot of the time it doesn’t fucking work and just makes things worse on ADHD innattentives.

      Thus, in this essay, I will demonstrate that Ronald Reagan deliberately invented and spread ADHD as part of the drug war to create artificial scarcity so the CIA could sell more LSD and cocaine and

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        it is fun for normal use even on attentives. If you are like me you skipped the part where you abused it and took to much or frequently

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          No, I didn’t, you just don’t know enough.

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      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        that’s so real though

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      I do that normally anyways.

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          You already are different and now it is spreading. Good luck with your differences

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      As someone who used to smoke everyday, now when I smoke modern good weed I swear it’s more like I’m tripping if I take more than a couple hits. Like crawling on the floor tripping.

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    Marijuana gave me the munchies so bad once, I cannibalized my family.

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    Well yeah. If you’re ready to kill some fool then marijuana-ing once might not be enough.

    Marijuana: maybe twice or thrice!

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    That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

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      Killed that cornbread, if you know what I mean! … Eh, eh? … I’ll see myself out.

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      Cornbread. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

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    Why didn’t the person taking the picture help Terry’s friend?

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      He was smoking the reefer, too! He sold that film for drug money.

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    Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

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      sounds good man. some tang on that tang

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    What the fuck even is “ad council”?

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      “The Ad Council, founded in 1942, is an American nonprofit organization dedicated to producing and promoting public service announcements (PSAs) on behalf of various sponsors, including government agencies and nonprofits. It collaborates with advertising agencies that create these PSAs pro bono, addressing significant social issues with national relevance.“

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    The damage these PSAs do cannot be understated

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        New copypasta just dropped

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        Oh man that final sentence… 😂

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        Consequences !!

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    Marijuana is very dangerous. I know a guy who died after injecting it for the first time.

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    Yup. If there’s one thing I associate with getting high, it’s not the couch, snacks, or cartoons. It’s the violent bursts of homicidal insanity.

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    Conveniently enough the kevin nealon-looking murderer is already in prison garb

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