The look your dad has while taking off his belt.

Walmart uses prison labor for dairy.

Not at all. Did you know that Janet Mills is an Israel First Candidate, while Platner has been endorsed by the Citizens Against AIPAC Corruption.

I’ve heard Janet Mills has a Zionist trampstamp

Invest in baby oil

Holy Shit, that credit card 💳 one is 👨‍🍳

Quants don’t make themselves

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No

The closest he’s been to Malignia in years.

Valhalla is a white nationalist dog whistle

Better Carl Sagan than a pop singer.

As many as one-third of the general public may experience celebrity worship on a borderline pathological level. source

Thank you for your service

OMG it’s real

Oi bruv, this wanker thinks it’s bollocks.

They’re bringing back Prima Nocta.

Ya know, I can’t hate this take.