I’m actually not funny

You said you’re on Arch, you’ll want to go through their docs which are solid: https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Dm-crypt/Encrypting_an_entire_system

How old are we talking? If the CPU is >10 years old and/or some kind of ARM, it may not have hardware encryption acceleration, which means it’ll happen in software. I did that once, it was horrible. lscpu |grep -i aes should probably tell you what you need to know.

I really liked having a login screen, so I switched to Mandrake from Windows 95

I’ve clicked in to see a movie trailer, which is basically an ad, and had to watch an ad before I could watch the ad

FAFO

This. You can get chain pizza here, but why. I can throw a rock and hit better pizza than PapaJiminosHut. Hell, there’s local frozen pizza vendors here better than any of em (Doreen’s!)

I’m all about small packages

I love me some Shiren the Wanderer

It’s like you’re in my head

That’ll teach him

Well, as I’m coming in here, I see two “no’s,” a “maybe” and I came to say “absolutely fucking yes” because I’ve lost hours to a couple cheap shitty usb-sata cables that did all kinds of weird stupid shit that immediately disappeared after I replaced the cables. So, “maybe” but “absolutely fucking yes.”

I’m using Heliboard after giving up on Floris. You have to load the Google swipe library, it seems to work pretty well.

Deleting all the S3 buckets on my way to the exit interview

I’m not seeing enough Linux content, are there any Linux communities on Lemmy?

Yes, happens all the time, I am a traffic light

Stoned off my ass, decided to take a shower. Got in, water’s too hot, turned the knob. Water got hotter, turned the knob the other way, water got hotter. Panicked, turned the knob hard the other way, now burning. Panicked harder, turned the knob hard the other way, water now lethally hot. Finally got my shit together, turned the water off and went to bed.

Have you rewatched it recently? It freaked me out the first time but after that it felt more campy.

It will if we all die and don’t need houses

Fun fact: Chicago’s original telephone area code was 312, so with +1 country code, it’s 1312.