Okay then, feed your kids all the grass they want.

o7

Thank you for service, toxic ass Stack Overflow commenters who are often wrong themselves and are then corrected by other, more toxic commenters.

Unless by your area you mean a place that doesn’t have plants in the first place because it’s entirely paved over, I promise you that there are animals that will shit parasite eggs onto the grass, and children are particularly vulnerable because they both do dumb things like eat grass and have weaker immune systems.

Pinworms, for example, are basically everywhere, even if most parasites are tropical. They’re so pervasive they’re even noted for not following typical affluence infection rates.

Or to splash on your male model friends

No, he didn’t. Prior consent was established and there’s no indication she revoked it during the act.

She just didn’t realize some fantasies are more inconvenient than sexy.

Like car sex.

You know what?

Now I’m not going to fix democracy.

I hope you’re happy.

Except for all the parasite eggs she’s eating

They always have, eugenics is the law of the land.

There was only one person dumb enough to do that.

I’m not sure it’s new at all

Says Porto88-1, dropping some deep racism lore…

Guys, fellas, dudes, and I mean that in an explicitly gendered way:

Shut up you’re all dumb, everyone is except for me.

It’s neither, and business majors shouldn’t have voting rights as non-sapient humans.

Yeah, and they’re wrong.

Sure, Felisha. Bye bye now 👋

Then your pedantry was either pointless or a rhetorical attempt to derail the conversation.

And yet they’re different things in this context anyways.

Those damn leftists!

Nah, he’d just give him a permanent brain injury like everyone else

Yes, we’ll see if it sticks. The prior argument was that Elon effectively controlled the board, and when he convinced the shareholders to vote in favor as well he lied/threatened them and invalidated it. This is just cynicism but I wouldn’t particularly expect that to stick, but who knows?