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CustardFist@feddit.nl to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

‘DON’T PEE IN OUR POOL’ [OC]

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‘DON’T PEE IN OUR POOL’ [OC]

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/41702926

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Those last two panels were uncalled for, but glorious.

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      Thanks. I push through where most other comics artists would stop. 😎

      • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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        This is your work? Its fucking brilliant! The absurdity, I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute.

        • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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          Yes. I made this myself, just a few hours ago.

          I’ve been told that I’m a rare species of comics artists that post his own work on Lemmy. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I kinda like it anyway.🥸

          • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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            Always loved your comics. Please keep them coming!

            • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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              Awww. ☺️
              I will. ✊😎

          • From_D4rkness@lemmy.world
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            as a fellow artist that posts on lemmy, I see your work here often and I love it! You really flow with your work and it shows! You have made me laugh on many occasions, and I hope to produce more and share with lemmy because of your work. :)

            • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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              Really? Because of my work? Wow. I’m blushing. ☺️

              I hope to see more of your work. As soon as I can find the fricking ‘follow’ button on this app, I’ll be following you.

    • Klear@quokk.au
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      Those last two panels could stand on their own.

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        Those last two panels have been unleashed!
        Those last two panels have been taken off the leash!

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          Those last two panels have beeeeeen activated!
          Those last two panels… last two panels…

  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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    We swim in the ocean, and that has everything.

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I mean… From one of the more recent Whang! videos, I learned that actually does sometimes happen. 😱

        • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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          Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦
          I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑

          • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
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            You can try, but that stain is permanent. It’s ruinous touch will never leave the creases of your cortex. Like an amoeba.

        • KryptonBlur@slrpnk.net
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          Wait what?

    • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
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      So does the air you breathe, it’s very possible you just inhaled a molecule the last dinosaur exhaled.

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    W.

    T.

    F.

    Did I just look at?

    🧐

    Enough front page for today, looking at the front page was a mistake /j

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      You just stopped scrolling the front page, because you struck gold. 😉

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    Oh this is fucking deranged.

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      It’s scientifically designed to be that way. ☝️🤓

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        It’s a triumph of engineering

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    The toilet has less pee in it because the water gets changed every time you flush.

    Toilets have less pee in them than pools.

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      Not really what the comic was about, but you are correct with your analysis. 🤓📉

    • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      🤯

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      I bet the pee residue in a flushed toilet is equivalent to (or more than) the concentration of pee in that large pool

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Btw, you cannot disprove this with a taste test.

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          shame

  • winkly@lemmy.world
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    “I better go pee in my room.” ??

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Yeah when you’ve got a hotel room that’s pretty standard American English. Usually it’s “go to my room/house to pee” but nobody really takes it as you peeing though the door into your house or something

      • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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        Although it would be funny if people actually peed anywhere in their houses. 😙

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          Until the ammonia builds up.

          • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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            And the wooden floorboards start to deform.
            And friends stop coming over.
            There are some disadvantages, that’s true.

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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          I mean, most people do! The toilets are usually inside the house (other than when they’re literally called “the outhouse”)

          • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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            Yes, smartiebutt, toilets are generally inside the house, but the keyword here is “anywhere“, which extends way beyond the confines of the toiletbowl. ☝️🥸

            • 5too@lemmy.world
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              Yeah, but they responded to what you said! “Anywhere in their houses” could be just wherever in the house, or any specific spot; as in “is there anywhere to pee in the house?”

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                Oof. I’m too drunk to follow all of this. 😮‍💨
                However, I am going to steal that sentence: “Is there anywhere to pee in the house?” and I’m gonna use it in real life.

                • 5too@lemmy.world
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                  Lol, you’re welcome to it! And it’s always fun to see your comics!

        • From_D4rkness@lemmy.world
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4K1u9rXNA

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    I knew those mfs were doing the dirty in my toilet

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      some nasty shit.

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    This one is a gem <3

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      And you didn’t even have to dig for it. ⛏️👷🏻‍♂️

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    So about the smell of bleach in public pools -

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      Ugh. Don’t get me started. 🙄

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        I know, right? Whoever peed that out needs to see a doctor.

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    He did the right thing.

    The world has to know.

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    “Patoing” got me. Thx for this.

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      You’re welcome. Glad to help people with my onomatopoeias. 😎

  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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    Can we have more of this style of comic please! Its fantastic!

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      If you like my stuff, feel free to follow me. ✍️😎

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        Will do thank you!

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