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Most people hate me both online and in person.

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

Octopi are fundamentally against the concept of society. Squid are more open to it but are hard pressed to achieve anything since they die after mating.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Edit: I was unaware of this being from some federally funded anti milk alternative campaign. I just searched images for wood milk. I think if I included another picture of Dutch wood milk I’d get in trouble.

Ackchully Clostridium botulinum is an obligate anaerobe from soil and should never grow in conditions of old pasta. The oxygen alone would kill it.

The most comforting thing you can generally offer someone is presence and acknowledgment in my experience as an atheist nurse. The whole point of platitudes being looked down on is that they’re generally seen as insincere.

You may have back pain if you try to sit up without one

Well there’s your problem: you don’t have a pelvis.

My reaction to your good vibes.

How do you feel about jeans.

Same as it ever was.

Yes you do, @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world.

Old Bay pasta salad resulted in an Italian embargo.

I’ve never seen 8oz pasta in Maryland.