I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

Literally just use Wikipedia more

Why use top shelf if you’re going to hide all the flavour?

What about the ophiciooch-orphic… Uh the new one

A bat is fine too.

If you are one, no. I think you get in trouble if you don’t lie and/or kick my shit in, actually

What are you, a cop?

This shit post is really building momentum

I’m gonna mention this meme at Thanksgiving this year

How is rat king formed

tfw air fryer has no window 🥲

Sure, automation without basic income implementation policies may lead to cataclysmic wealth imbalances, but those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw strawberries.

Ah good, the Lothario of our story, entering from stage right onto a tableau of hedonistic abandon, selecting a dainty from his larder with an unvarnished, genuine joie de vivre that can only stem from true self knowledge.

You will not find that I have declared any fact beyond my ignorance, and it is rather the imputation of an assertion beyond that ignorance that constitutes the genuine fallacy here.

Joke’s on you, you just took the first step on a journey of self-discovery that will lead to a far more meaningful, examined life. Every step of the way you are, in truth, who you say you are.

Time to embrace radical earnesty. We are all who we pretend to be, we are all who we say we are

I’ve literally never heard any human being praise or admire royalty, aside from Diana.

You will need to keep that hand iced. Maybe splint at night. If the skin breaks, get an ACE wrap.

Sorry, that sounds like a possibly risky amount of slapping you’ve been up to lately, especially if you’ve been (like most of us) in a low or no-slap lifestyle up until now.

There were dudes leaving this many books open during ancient history and people still think neurodivergence is new shit

I wish. Are you kidding me? I work in the spreadsheet mines of an adjusting firm.

At least I get to hear strange and grim fishermen’s tales. The rest sucks though.