The oil industry is the greatest enemy humanity has ever faced. They’ve all but won.

Ever thus to ethno nationalism.

The dude looks barely alive, I’m pretty sure the only thing he practices is blinking both eyes simultaneously

And here I was thinking the source of their appeal was all the political corruption and fascistic tendencies

…What else of ours have you got?

Word on the street is that he masterminded Project 2025.

It’s a problem. I’ve consumed so much Dan Harmon content that his writing voice has crept in. At this point I’m what you get if Jeff Winger didn’t work out or do speeches.

Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.

I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.

And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?

Oh it’s made by Foxconn. The company with nets around their tall buildings. Why? No reason! That’s the Foxconn guarantee. ©

Get yourself one too

I guess we can be sure the family doesn’t own a dog.

This comment is better than heroin

I mean that I’ve never owned or used a handheld emulator, but if I did it’s gonna be the one you mentioned.

It’s comments like this that I trust with my life

And I thought Birdemic was bad

I told my 6yo and my wife. They both resent me a little bit now. I had a great time.

If this account goes inactive after this comment, my family has murdered me. But don’t avenge me.

That acerbic Seattle wit doesn’t do well on Lemmy, unless you’re being catty about some Linux distro

Thanks Keith