All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

I’m sure they are hyped, delighted, and filled with espirit de corps about all of this.

Rows what rex is, will do it for Scooby snack

It’s always projection. I’m almost bored of saying it.

That’s a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it’ll do good tortillas for you.

I’m not cut out for military. I’d sooner resign than be summoned in this way

Are you sure?

A difference with too little distinction

I can’t resist the feeling he’s self destructing deliberately.

Maybe. Hard to say what would have worked at this point, without sounding like we were caught by Scooby Doo. “It would have worked too, if it weren’t for you meddling oligarchs!” Rome tried reforms too, but it was too late.

Hundy p. Aside from the sanity-thin norms holding back the American empire from pure naked tyranny, the whole thing was built on slaves and stolen land, and still is through the 13th amendment.

I was one of the kids who was raised to an ideal of inclusivity and egalitarianism that has never existed in the real America. I left, and now find myself an immigrant from a place that doesn’t seem to exist. Sometimes I feel like a cryptid or something.

They should invent some kind of an intermediary layer between the voters and the elections to ensure that demagoguery and sensationalism cannot prevail. That would fix everything.

/s for the kids who skipped civics

These days any good news is immediately suspect.

Oh, you discovered a new species of frog? And what do they want, pray tell?

I’m deleting my autocorrect istg

Even imagining an attempt to ride this unspeakable contraception is making the dopamine leave my body

Bruh

I’m not even sure bro is 21.

This kind of post is so hard to process. Are you trying to make me believe in a just world? How dare you.

Arguably my comment is funnier if you know anything about great apes

At one point I had three copies of Bryson’s Short History. I think they’re all on permanent loan at this point. Pretty happy with that