I saw that thread blow up and I 'nope’d out of there as fast as my proverbial legs could carry me. 🫷😎

Okay sure, not literally everything. No concrete, no whale meat, no baby feet, no toilet seat.

Now I feel like Dr. Suess. 😉

Whoa. That’s intense. I’m sorry to here about the kidneys. 😐

Neil’s comics. So wonderfully absurd and yet so gripping. 😄

Look at that! That soup has everything! 😀

You’re a smooth operator. 😏👌

Like ten thousand spoons in your Chardonnay. 😉

Apparently not long enough to be educated about some interesting anatomical features of hyena females. It’s quite fascinating. 🤓

Yeah. Often, when I post a comic, the pixels are still wet. ☺️

But they landed with the nose in the grass. 😉

Ha! This must be the most meta thing I’ve seen of Haus of Decline. 😄

Hey, I remember this one. Seems like ages ago 🤓

Gray: But she smells great too.

I presume his dog. 😉

Dang. These kids are pro paganda. 😶

“Give…… me……. tree…… minutes” 🌳

In a bank. With bankers in them. Who I don’t like.

Ew, bankers. 😫

Swallow? 😜

Better throw in the towel.