It’s three quarters of an inch tall no one could live in there.

They drive a BMW they wouldn’t live in a house that small.

Cuntfeine would be great.

You shouldn’t have explained the joke with the caption though.

Really?

That very long caption barely explains the meme.

I’ll give it a 1/10 and that’s being generous.

Oh the irony.

It’s mirrored twice so the letters are facing the correct way.

It’s been mirrored.

I used to have this one lay that would keep sucking after I nutted to the point it was painful but I actually miss that vacuum.

Oh man I’d be the filling in a Kirk/Boebart sandwich any day.

I’ll see you in court.

Hey you owe me royalties I’ll be waiting for the check.

Committing a crime makes you a criminal and all criminals are badass.

Only badasses steal ice cream pops so what are you on about?

It’s like having criminals write the criminal code!

I usually just throw them out.

Is it a photoshoot?

There’s money in the banana stand.

Be a programming god like Bill Gates.