LMFAO

My mom blamed us (me and my older brother) for “sitting too close to the TV”

She kept us mostly locked indoors in an apartment (besides going to school) from the beginning of my memory up till 8 years old.

Then we moved to the US and from 8 to 12 I was in school from morning (like 7 AM maybe? forgot the exact time) till like 6PM cuz she signed me up afterschool programs cuz she wanted to use it as free babysitting essentially so she can work longer…

And we cant go outside alone without adults.

In China it was “a lot of kidnappers on the street thay will traffic you and sell your organs”

In the US it was “if you go outside without an adult, CPS will take you away and you can’t see mama again” (idk why mom spoke in 3rd person sometimes lol)

Yay! so… from birth to 12 I was indoors, either in school or at home, most of the time…

outdoor time was rare and only when parents have a day off or like the 15 minutes of recess in school…

that’s basically our outside time…

In China we had maternal grandma that sometimes took us outside…

In the US, it was just mom, dad, older brother, and me (cuz grandma can’t come yet, no visa yet)… So we had even less outside time… like parenrs had to work all the time…

But of course its always “too much screens!” to be blamed lmao

From 8 to 12 was when my nearsightedness really developed a lot.

I didn’t understand why I had nearsigntedness at the time, but now looking back and analyzing my life, now it’s so obvious why lol…

My older brother has like -9.00 or -10.00 in the nearsightedness thing. Its funny my parents called it like 900 or 1000 “degrees”… like it sounds so much scarier when they drop the decimal point and literally say: “you’re about to have ONE THOUSAND DEGREES IN NEARSIGHTEDNESS! You’re gonna GO BLIND!”

If this was asked in China, I bet nobody would seriously say “I wanna live in the past”

(at least not in the context of traveling back to the 1950s or something like that…)

Every comment section is xenophobic

Every problem is the fault of “immigrants, democrats, black people”

Japan very civilized because… “it’s homogenous society, unlike the US”… 🧐

CCP Shills

Far-right falsely accusing all Chinese diaspora of being CCP Spies… 🙄

And mean like… you got both Tankies and Sinophobes on one platform… oh boy… 👀

I wonder what happens when you mix the two… oh, behold

The Sinophobic Tankie? (There are white male foreigners that shills for CCP while simultaneously has horrible Chinese language skills and looks down on the actual average Chinese people, especially that they look down on those that don’t speak English, and also has Asian fetish and are mysogynistic towards Chinese women… aka: the “sexpats”)

More like a c/NoStupidQuestions post than a YSK

Also: OP Username is literally a romanization of 李洪志 founder of Falun Gong (but with Lee instead of Li)

🤣

You know you can be against CCP without joining a weird “religious movement”

Booo, fr🤮nch. I rather have it be Mandarin-Chinese so I don’t have to learn more stuff xD

ERROR: YOUR PACEMAKER HAS CRASHED, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR ID TO VERIFY THAT YOU…

checks notes

… actually need a pacemaker and not just some kid… why need ID? cuz… something something counterterrorism and protect children…

Does this apply to Mestashtics?

Meshtashtic-net, anyone?

I wonder what the “Lib-Right” would say about this lmao

Is “Pro-Constitution” and “Anti-Tyranny” gonna be on a list of banned words?

They’d be happier if I stole 6 dollars from their bank every day and gave them a $2000 Red Envelope on Lunar News Years lmfao.

Eh, I think driving is still cheaper…

According to google: 150 miles (approximate distance) for a Toyota Rav 4 is approximately $20 in gas one way… $40 both ways… saving $14 xD

(wear and tear blah blah its not immediate so as far as their frugal brains go, its cheaper…

Oh yea… they’ll probably need to go together… so two tickets would be over $100

Lesson Learned: Travel by driving is cheaper if you have more than 1 person)

nonono that doesn’t work, idiot!

you have to use inspect element!

me big brain 🤓

flying

IN THIS ECONOMY?

Roadtrip it is!

(Or they can be very frugal and walk there in 3 days… but that’s after April 15 and then the Taxman is big mad…

Biking maybe? xD)

How do they even verify my foreign birth certificate?

Like I could just forge one bearing the seal of my former country, how do they even tell if that’s legit?

“American People got ‘control’ of [insert thing here]”

🤣

We don’t even have control of our own government which is supposedly “of the people, by the people, for the peoole” 🤣🤣🤣

(apologies for the excess use of emojis)

I don’t think there are any trumpers on here… who are you even ranting to lol

Sinophobia lmfao I saw my dad’s phone have JAV sites in the browsing history…

He must love America for this internet that’s giving him access to all these 🤭

I mean… I doubt him and mom even fuck

Tbf they literally tell you that your keys will be uploaded…

full disk encryption and VPNs wont do anything if the OS just starts snitching on you anyways…

I went to South Korea…

In the airport waiting for a transfer flight xD, never went through customs…

But technically I was stepping on South Korean Soil… am I not?

And you have to do it again every year. The law requires Apple to re-verify someone’s age annually, meaning South Korean users face a recurring obligation to confirm their identity just to keep accessing content they’ve already been verified to use.

👀