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Nippon-san.
Yamato-dono
Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.
Still way better than what USA has right now …
That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.
We already have “Miss Germany” etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?
Senile leader
This is easily explained.
Donald Trump has dementia.
But media won’t harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we’d have a million articles by now.
Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.
And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:
No, it’s syphilitic brain damage.
One doesn’t exclude the other.
When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?
ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn’t even know it’s got electrolytes…
It’s what plants crave !
When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.
You’ll notice that they don’t exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That’s because it’s a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.
The problem isn’t that people are dumb, it’s that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.
Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.
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Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber…
It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this
jokereferenceWhere’s the grift in that? It’s gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.
Because it’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
It’ll be Trumpade
RFK’s worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game…
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Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?
Mr. Japannibal Lector
I wonder what he’s thinking when he says “Ms. Universe”
Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.
A mind as sharp as a sharpie.
A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it’s relatively small size.
Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.
The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.
We’re like a department store to shop in the United States, and you’ll pay a 25% tariff
That’s not how any of that works.
I’m not a fan of the headline.
Peanut butter is useful.
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It’s more like previously frozen fish that was refrigerated and left in the sun to thaw for a week
The two people in charge of the US government—Beavis and Butthead—sure are some queer fellas.
When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME “MR. AMERICA”. They will GIVE ME “NOBEL” PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be “PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES”. They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.
Well I’m gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!
Ask the magic EIGHT BELL.
Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.
I get the sentiment, but still…
Thanks Mr. Orange man!
