Phone on the counter or stuck in the cushions
Keys by the doorway or lost in the kitchen
Wallet that’s somewhere but where, no one knows
These are a few of my things I can’t find
Phone on the counter or stuck in the cushions
Keys by the doorway or lost in the kitchen
Wallet that’s somewhere but where, no one knows
These are a few of my things I can’t find


Christopher Nolan’s gotta be up there
More coming soon. Or not. I don’t owe you shit.


Take me to the place I love, take me all the way


I’d love to see the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series be turned into movies.


Ah, missed the Perth part. So they were all driving the wrong way then.


left-hand lane
That’s super dangerous for her too. Who knows if she even had hazards on.
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
Entire-life crisis
“Please sign out to sign in”


Greta THORberg


farts
“Mmm, I should buy some Nikes”
I’m looking to source a cheap trusted family member if anyone has one going?


They wanted their space back
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