Can’t talk to my mutha, so I talk to ma diaaary

There are many holes.

Omelette du fromage. Omelette du fromage!

Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.

Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.

I hate the fact that money is equated with success. Like, what’s her K/D ratio on CS:Source?

One. Last. Email.

Come again?

Idiocracy the documentary?

Window seat?? No no, we said widow seat.

Night night. Sweet worms.

Or at least put a monitor running Microsoft.

There are countries where you would need to undergo a psych evaluation if you fail more than x times

Baaaaaaa

Brush teeth during the pre-rinse cycle

Or Saudi Arabia in 2034. They ran “unopposed”.

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Phone on the counter or stuck in the cushions
Keys by the doorway or lost in the kitchen
Wallet that’s somewhere but where, no one knows
These are a few of my things I can’t find

No.