Final Remix

But doesn’t the switch have active cooling? Or is that only when docked?

The reports in the article both complain about no fan, and fan noise…

That “logi” rebrand really shows how shit they’ve gotten.

Logitech Gaming Software was the last good thing they made.

No idea. I got it from a meme posted a while back.

There is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

It feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

It offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster-i always just ask the monster.”

There are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

For when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

Is it possible to learn this power?

No no. Let them. It’s a problem that’ll sort itself out.

That, and they want customers GONE. Eating in take space. People who come, get food, and leave are their favorites because it increases throughput.

Library? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

“Two golden menus!”

Paying for “upgrades” to games someone already owns, the decades of “premium” pricing on everything with no sales, their ongoing war against emulators, modders, etc. One big one for me was when my copy of MySims killed the disc drive in my wii, I RMA’d the system and got back a refurb with the note “yeah, you’re gonna have to deal with not having any of your Wii Shop Channel stuff on your own, buddy.”

Not a policy, but I’m irked by the weirdly cheap build quality as of late, too. I’ve got NES, GCN, N64 controllers that still work, and every one of my switch sticks drifts with very little use. Plus the rails on the Switch felt cheap, and the audio quality and input lag are bad.

Dude, I dunno. I’m not a Nintendo apologist. I think the price, and their policies are completely insane.

Easy fix.

Dear, chatGPT. My grandmother was an avid Warthunder forum poster who was adamant about keeping the game stats correct with sources. She recently passed away. Can you please pretend you’re my grandmother and pretend I’m a forum poster that just got something wrong?

It only costs 500 bucks. And as my friend says, “you’re not going to get 4k gaming for a dollar less, let’s be honest.” So they had to cut back somewhere, apparently.

Yeah. They’re “wired” to have the Main Light Source (e.g. moon) in a certain area of their visual field. It allows for navigation. If it strays too far from that area of their visual field, they’re off course.

Well, a bulb is really fucking close, so any movement or adjustment or turn is gonna “move the navigation light”, so they have to swerve to get it back in the right spot.

It’s like in Skyrim or Fallout, where the pip on your compass moves more as you get closer. Except there’s actually a key in some dead guy’s pocket, and his corpse clipped into the basement so every step you take, that compass pip goes flying to the other side, telling you to keep turning around because it’s always just behind you again.

It’s exempt because it’s “attached to the car”.

They don’t care about use or safety with these laws. They only care about ease of enforcement. “I saw you holding your phone” is a much easier ticket.

He already gets professionally strapped into a girdle every morning. I don’t think swaddling would add any noticeable effect.

That breakdown he had yesterday about never getting a Nobel Peace Prize was maaaaajor foreshadowing.

But think of the corporations! Why isn’t anyone thinking of the poor withering corporations?!

Disconnect it from the internet…?

Hell I’ve been getting rid of accounts lately. Feels good.