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You can tune a guitar, but you cant tunashamed
A complex bottom may have difficulty mating with a simple top
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
News@lemmy.world•The Super Bowl Was Already Getting Political. Now Green Day Have Entered the Chat
20·15 days agoI bet the conservatives will boycott NFL football after the Super Bowl all the way through late July. Thatll show em
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Scientists Graft Human Ear Onto FootEnglish
23·1 month agoFor…. Science?
Edit:
The damage to her scalp and vascular network was so severe that restoring the ear at the time was impossible, so the procedure was performed to save the patient’s aural orifice so it could be reattached to her head later.
Okay, but its going to be really hard to find socks in the meantime. Also, dont the hairs that allow you to hear not grow back? I assume the ear will never be useable again. Although I guess the aesthetic appeal is still there
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•I forget where I downloaded this meme...
1·2 months agoMe_IRL every time I try to shit in a public restroom
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•The AI Backlash Is Here: Why Backlash Against Gemini, Sora, ChatGPT Is Spreading in 2025 - NewsweekEnglish
581·2 months agoSlop is terrible obviously, but at least in exchange for the slop we get… higher energy costs and acceleration of climate change
I meant privacy moreso as in coming and going as I please without interacting with anybody or being surrounded by other guests. But that is a valid separate concern I suppose
Short term rental, an umbrella term for airbnb, vrbo, etc
Tbh ive booked no less than 8 airbnbs in the last 3 years and have always had zero issues in any of them. No ridiculous rules or deposits or anything, and a lot more privacy than getting a hotel. More importantly, always far cheaper than getting a hotel that isn’t questionably shitty
In that same span of time, Ive booked like 4 hotel rooms. One was a four star property that was great but stupid expensive. One was a “3 star” property that was shoddy as fuck, had bedbugs, and refused to give me a refund despite bringing one of the bugs to the front desk and politely declining to be put in another room. The other two hotels were decent but cost more than what they were worth compared to a STR. Hence I roll on with airbnbs
Why anyone would pay more for less space and less privacy I fail to understand.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft AI CEO Puzzled by People Being "Unimpressed" by AIEnglish
5·2 months agoThere are literally all of about 10 schools from which an MBA is worth anything. Often people with MBAs from non T10 schools are recommended to take their MBA off of their resume when they inevitably struggle to find a job. A sub T10 MBA on a resume just says “I will ask for more money courtesy of my useless credential”
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Appeals court upholds $1M penalty against Trump in lawsuit against Hillary Clinton
4·2 months agoIts more of a squares and rectangles thing IMO. All MAGA are conservatives but not all conservatives are MAGA. Maga is inherently a conservative political movement. “Make America Great Again”. Its in the name. Return to an idealization of the past (even if the idealization was never reality, nor feasible to achieve)
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Appeals court upholds $1M penalty against Trump in lawsuit against Hillary Clinton
14·2 months agoPryor, whom was appointed by Bush. So literally a majority conservative panel
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'English
26·2 months ago“For the military… its an opportunity to recruit… kids” is a hell of a statement. Hot take but maybe the military shouldnt be recruiting children
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner | Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible picturesEnglish
9·2 months agoBosher salt, everyone’s favorite kosher salt and borax mixed seasoning. Why stop at sodium chloride when you can enjoy the power of sodium borate?
This comment is sponsored by the Department of HHS and RFK jr
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy
3·2 months agoWhat are they even trying to say with the whole thing about Europe vs the US? If Europe had used their devices for shorter lengths of time, ie higher capital amounts spent on tech replacements, then they would have had higher productivity?
But that necessitates a level of investment that doesnt exist. Its like saying “if investments in the Congo were on parity with the US they would have increased productivity by 2 million percent”. Which is neither guaranteed to be true, as there are limitations in a smaller country, plus fairly useless to even say as there are limits on what is reasonably investable in the Congo without more risk than reward. Its literally useless econobabble arguing in favor of hypotheticals that make no sense on paper
Even the tech investments that occur already in the US make no sense on paper, consumer nor commercial. People dont need a new iphone every year. I get 5 years out of mine on average
ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Following months of trading insults, Trump offers Zohran Mamdani nothing but praise after their first meeting
6·3 months agoTrump looking for a taste of that cardamom






Lets say for the sake of argument his overall idea has merit, but hes way off in choosing Thunberg. Who do we know, what major political figure, has massively undermined society’s faith in reason, institutions, and global cooperation? What major political figure has rejected scientific advancement that would save the planet in favor of the archaic “drill baby drill” model of propping up destructive industries like coal, oil, etc.? What major political figure has argued that the United States should have unilateral control over the western hemisphere, and has time and time again reduced global cooperation via the UN, treaties, etc.?
I dont even think most of his argument is that far off base. I also think its plainly obvious that Donald Trump is the antichrist if there is one. His followers wear the mark of the beast on their foreheads (MAGA). He seemed to suffer mortal wounds, or came close, and yet miraculously survived (Covid. Or almost being shot in the face). He literally calls himself the “President of Peace” which is such a blatant ripoff of the “Prince of Peace” aka Jesus Christ. The antichrist is someone who will turn good people into bad people by convincing them that being on the side of evil is actually righteous. Look at the moral denigration of his followers who will never see the light.
There was a website that tracked all the ways he was similar to the biblical descriptions of the antichrist that is ten miles long. They stopped updating it years ago before he even reached a second term in office. Its only gotten more obvious in the interim. Trump is literally the antichrist
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/