"Oh no, a bad word!
Better cross it out so no-one thinks I’m using bad words.
But not all the way, so everyone still knows what the bad word is but also recognises my attempt to save them from seeing a bad word!
I’m such a good person (but also cool 😎)!"
Found out that your ex gf favorite boyband member died from lemmyshitpost meme, life is weird
Imagine dying, bro just manifest life.
Mostly coordinating meet ups and people posting pokemon go shit but I don’t participate in that side of it.
Group chats are the main way I keep in contact with my friends these days
Group chats >>>>> social media
Wait…I’m supposed to have friends in 2024?
No, having unhealthy parasocial relationships is the way to go.
I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors
That started off as such a promising joke
Three men walk into a bar on a Tuesday at 1pm. A Welshman, an American, and a Japanese man. They all had severe alchoholism, and would lead very depressing lives with their failing livers over their 40s.
Skill issue, LSD is nontoxic.
LSD is toxic, but the LD50 is so high that is doesn’t pose a risk. They estimate a lethal dose to be 100mg, or like 200x an excellent dose of acid.