My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

I’ve eaten some once and it was okay…

The simple things you see are all complicated

It’s all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.

I think they got divorced because they were shit people. Not vice versa.

“If you have the patience to sit by the river and wait, eventually, the corpses of your enemies will float by.” Sun Tzu

WWII might be a distant memory for Americans, but most of Europeans have been to historical sites of Jewish genocide.

What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

My wife is wears a .45 carat moissanite on her engagement ring. The stone cost 80 euros three years ago.

What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

Oh he learned something, but the opposite of what normal people learn.

Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.

The only reminder of that era is having my full name in my YouTube username.

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I think that you caught me.

I do 6 way more often than I probably should.

inb4 they electrocute the Easter bunny, gangrape the Tooth Fairy, commit a genocide against elves and dwarves and firebomb Shrek’s swamp.

Edit: I will be eating my hamster any day now and same with using a horse to get to work.

My neighbour smokes indoors. When she opens the door, I get the smell you are talking about.

I made my own version for Celerity Dust, a small LGBT vtuber.