Shrimp disguise
How’d op get a picture of my scrotum?
Eh, as somebody who used to garden, sometimes the crop fails due to any number of factors outside your control. That’s why you have a diverse range of crops so that you have something at the end of the harvest season.
Corn on the nub.
I’ve never been more sad that the singular and plural for corn is the same.
What is this, corn for ants?
It looks like it’s going to crawl up your nose and into your brain.
Thought this was a biblically accurate lorikeet from the thumbnail
Shrimps is
bugscorn“Gentlemen, BEHOLD–”
Dude, NSFW! My boss nearly caught me looking at this raw hard corn!
Hard pore corn
Is cornography banned from your workplace?
As long as it doesn’t involve a corn hole
My wife’s job once involved her having to visit cincinnaticornhole.com
What about CornHub?
What a mighty harvest!
corn smut.
Any professional corn farmers in the crowd? My unprofessional opinion: it didn’t get pollinated enough.
i’m not, but grampgramp had a farm. i can tell you with 97% certainty that that is not a cow
Man, there’s nothing like the humble wisdom of an old farmhand to ground a person
humble? did you miss the sequins?
This what happens when you dedicate your crop to Nurgle.
I thought was a shrimp saying “heeeey” .
It was saying “RRRREEE UUUUUUU RREEEEAAADDDYY???”
