Is that right-angle traffic light a common thing? I’ve never seen one like that before.

100% is actually pretty impressive

Yes, 13th Warrior is what I was referencing, glad it was noticed.

Drank too much mead?

Prepare Uranus For Fire Chicken

Must like spicy wings

You mean you didn’t actually wish for a 13" pianist?

Alternatively, go on a long boat journey and listen; you’ll eventually understand the language.

Her name? Ophelia

That’s nice of the therapist to cheer them on from the crowd

Isn’t all the porn gone now anyway? Can’t say I would try unfiltered Lemmy regardless.

Thought it was spelled “chode”

so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter

Help, I can’t figure out what this is meant to say

I have four-twenties and nineteen reasons why

Are the soup cans aluminium where you are? Here they’re steel (and plastic-lined).

Brandolini’s Law

Car go ship? No, car go road.

Dr Droste

it is lips

Probably dehydrated from those massive tears