He’s woke, she’s bwoken. Can I make it any more obvious? -Avril Lavigne
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Cake day: June 6th, 2023
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6·18 days agoI’ve shared this previously when this meme pops up:
Two nuns are riding their bikes back to the convent.
One nun says to the other, “I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”
And the other one says, “It’s the cobblestones.”
Can’t tell if the artist is just bad at proportions for babies, or if they were doing that thing where baby Jesus is all grown up.
I meant to type bird, but will leave it so your comment still makes sense
Bro is an extremely offensive term to crows
I’m guessing by “history” they mean since we started measuring this accurately? Iirc the earth used to spin faster so going back a few centuries or millennia should give days measurably shorter than what we have now.
Using the toddler ninja move of going limp
No cops pull them over for not having a license plate because they don’t want to walk up and be pointed out as a dildo.
I’ve done it for money
Wait, insert into Ganon or?
7·2 months agoI checked r/conservative out of curiosity
Apparently there were other things included in the vote trying to be smuggled in?
Pretty sure “naughty farties” is a Sean Paul lyric
Teepee or lean-to to start the fire, log cabin once it’s established
That’s why I mulitask and stress out the whole time. Much more efficient that way