"No I’m … doesn’t. "
“Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!”
“I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.”
“I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures”
“An idea?”
Fry grunts excitedly
I love that bit lol
I would’ve also accepted, “Blank?! BLANK?! You’re not looking at the big picture!
You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!

Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”
Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy: Huh? You don’t like chocolate?
Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Or
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up
Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.
Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing
Fry: I ALREADY DID!
‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
“Back in the 21st century, we didn’t need a fancy mechanical can-opening device! We just used a can-opener!”
struggles and fails to open a can
“I’m hungry! 😩”
Another classic:
"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?
Leela: Yep. It’s December 31st 2999.
Fry: My God! A million years!"
Leela: No offense Fry… but you’ve become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack!?
I say this to myself all the time. I don’t know why.
“Space… it seems to go on and on forever… but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.”
YOU STINK!
Girls like swarms of things, right?
“Cease to exist?! But that’s basically all I do!”







