Well that was an effective smear campaign then ‘cause I never heard the full story! Though I guess there’s still the woman who put her dog in the microwave in order to dry its fur.

Cotter pins?

Rub some bacon on it.

The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.

I think this is it man.

Keep sniffing your own farts bro👍

Jesus fucking christ calm down you lunatic

Driving at the speed limit is not ‘playing chicken’

If you drive normally I’ll let you pass. But if you’re up in my ass flashing highbeams when I’m still overtaking? Grab a snack buddy cause we’re going nowhere and we’re not going there fast either.

Edit: Some salty fucks in here dogpiling a silly comment on the internets. Sure is reddit in here

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Could be Avril Lavigne as well.

A big fat giant turtle, man.

The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.

I guess I cant afford to have teeth.

It’s a german sub that has gained some humorous notoriety for popping up in many peoples feeds even if they don’t speak german.

I was gonna say you stole this from ich_iel, but then I noticed it was also you who originally posted it on ich_iel!

You should shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up immunity to larger ones.

Aight I’m out

The mutants always taste better too.