Bill Nyehilism is for me.
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
Bill Nyehilism is for me.


Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.
And stop sighing so much.
For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.
‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!
I’m painting a cave wall right now.


It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.
Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.
You have to use your imagination


I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.


That’s terrible
Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies
You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway
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