E099: PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE
Melllvar
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You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Whats your advice to the younger folks of Lemmy?English
16·9 days agoStart saving for old age now. It might seem like a long way off, and you might not have much money right now to begin with, but being young and poor is way better than being old and poor.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.English
4·10 days agoI sold gmail invitations on ebay.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?English
3·14 days agoMan it sure is crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Developer claims to have built an autonomous AI system that can earn money, pay for its own computing, improve its tools, and even copy itself without human approvalEnglish
2·26 days agoThe problem is that an AI built to maximize paperclips might conclude that converting the planet to paperclips is an acceptable cost of maximizing paperclip production. It might understand why humans think it’s bad to convert the planet, but disagree. It would need to be explicitly programmed to prioritize human life over paperclips.
otherwise we would just switch it off
If it were super-intelligent, it could probably trick us into leaving it turned on.
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Developer claims to have built an autonomous AI system that can earn money, pay for its own computing, improve its tools, and even copy itself without human approvalEnglish
5·26 days agoA paperclip maximizer driven by self-preservation? What could possiblie go wrong?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Marjorie Taylor Greene Drops Bombshell: Trump ‘Fought the Hardest’ to Bury Epstein Files, Warns MAGA It Was No HoaxEnglish
2·29 days agoPirate King: HE DID?!? … oh… oh, yes so he did… I was there.
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News@lemmy.world•Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reportsEnglish
27·2 months agoSorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕
The modlog says for being a bot.
The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Cloudflare defies Italy’s Piracy Shield, won’t block websites on 1.1.1.1 DNSEnglish
24·2 months agoAre there examples of censorship or prior restraint you’d like to highlight?
Ctrl-F“plato”Required reading
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says he'll deliver prime-time address to the nation on WednesdayEnglish
5·3 months agoThere’s a movie where the president (actually a decoy) fakes a stroke during a speech to Congress.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving CeremonyEnglish
8·4 months agoYet Trump can declassify documents by thought alone.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a better way to say "possibly possible" or "necessarily necessary"?English
25·4 months agoIt may be possible…
It may not be necessary…
What, no avocado toast?




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