Not really a line but every time the ship violently crashes the crew just casually stroll out.

Bone helping juice?

Why is my coffee shaking? I don’t like my coffee shaking!

I don’t open my trap unless I am positive I know the answer.

This is is a remarkably valuable skill, and remarkably rare.

I’ll stay quiet even in that case if it looks like the answer’s close to the surface of the conversation anyway.

This would improve most documents.

BSG (2004)

Farscape

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.

HA HA HA HA HA!

All of them.

At night it’s called ‘the moon’.

What’s rent?

Wikipedia.

Though I could do without the endless donation blockups.

“Home of the slave” fits nicely.

Wait, crap. Has everyone been misreading it the whole time?

I wish they’d hurry up.

Yes. Plenty have charities that distribute food and clothing and provide housing for those without.

I’m sure that “problem” only needs another few million dollars to fix. No one is getting paid anyway.

Easy. Don’t be in the US.

The box says “no”.

Patrick Stewart’s, followed closely by Stephen Fry’s

It’s Xitter, pronounced as “sh”.

Siri, define trolling.