They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I’ve done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I’m proud of.
This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It’s so stuff can’t escape their mouth when they’re eating stuff in the water. It’s also a filter.
(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)
bleh
Goose teeth image search results:
Do not want
Why are there ao many results? Who’s talking these photos?!
science hippies
zefrank fan confirmed
The last photos they ever took
The heros we need. To warn us of geese teeth
This is not what I needed right before bed.
Thanks, I hate it.
This is why it hurts so bad when they bite your penis.
hurts so good
Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good
Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?
All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.
This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.
Well the did, and they can flip a switch on chicken DNA and the chickens get tooth nubs again
Just look at the legs of a cossovary:
Yeah, and TRex always looked like a bird body with wing feathers missing missing. They say those scrawny things are arms but they look more like how bat wings are with claws sticking out.
And to add to that, here’s how they reconstructed the t.rex in the past:
And that’s how they’re done now:
Top image looks like they had Kangaroo in mind
Honestly, I think its front arms should be folded towards the back, like a chicken. Then it will all be complete
Now I’m picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I’m not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.
It’s not bone teeth like mammals. It’s beak teeth, even on the tongue.
Either way, nightmare fuel.
Looks like something from Annihilation:
Talk to me, goose
It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak
That’s some xenomorph shit!
Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.
Women: Whatcha thinkin’ bout?
Me: …
Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They’re only scary until you realize it’s just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.
