NaibofTabr

well high school seemed like such a blur…

This is a bad take, which dismisses the amount of labor involved in maintaining widely used software projects.

SkiFree updated to run on 64-bit systems and in Wine

Chip’s Challenge and Chip’s Challenge 2 are both available on Steam

Uneven enforcement is a hallmark of fascist authoritarian states. Many things are illegal that are commonly done anyway. As a result, nearly everyone is “guilty” of something which the state can use against them whenever it’s convenient.

too real

This is idealistic to the point of parody.

faster != better

In fact,

faster != good

The folks at NIST know what they’re talking about. The US government directed them to develop security policy for government information systems in 2002 (FISMA) - they’ve been thinking about how to do this properly for 24 years.

If you happen to work for a US government agency of any kind, you can basically tell your boss “NIST guidance says we should do X” and compliance is technically required by law (within the context of security policies that apply to your agency’s work area). If you work for a company that does business with the US government, there are similar compliance policies also published by NIST that you should be following (and your company could lose its contracts if it is not compliant).

I’ve had success directing people to the NIST password policy guidance.

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Your rocket will ignite in fifteen minutes.

Actually, it’s looking more like six days.

No wait, thirty seconds.

Freudian slap.

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia;
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts
And recycling it for more than it’s worth

Baz Luhrmann

Preferred solution for an unholy operating system:

…blue, dark blue

Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

Bird Song

Fuck humanity

Well not all at once, you gotta pace yourself. Also, y’know, wrap it up.

enlightenment

Have you felt the touch of His noodly appendage?