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  • Nearly bled out from hemorrhoids, got the surgery, and as a Vietnam vet I heard say, “It was worse than anything that happened to me over there.” Never been to war, but the pain was the worst in my long life of broken bones and whatnot.

    Now I take a coffee cup shot of psyllium husk of an evening. My shit literally doesn’t stink and wiping is almost optional. Also provides an impetus to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

    Brain: “Just a little longer…”

    Bowels: “NOW!”

    Weirdly, I got my wife a bidet when she first moved in, never touched it. She won’t go near the other bathroom lacking one. Not once in 3-years has it occurred to me to try it. Old habits die hard I suppose.




  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldPure contentment
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    11 小时前

    I’ve had 50 lovers, so according to me, Wikipedia is right! So? A woman still likes a solid banging now and again. I know, some guys make that their whole MO, gross, never met a woman who loves that every time. Give her some orgasms during the whole thing, of course! 100 ways to make love, bouncing 'em off the walls is only one.

    Funny thing, I dated a woman who could have vaginal orgasms, forever. Gave her 8 or 10 one night, was afraid I broke her. Gods she was fun in and out of bed. Fascinating woman, very emotionally twitchy.






  • You got the original explanation, but grok was taken up by computer nerds way back in the day. It’s not merely understanding a thing, in the book or the slang. To grok means to completely wrap your head around the subject, not merely surface level understanding, really feel it down deep.

    As to Musk’s obsession? He wants to be seen as the cool kid, the smart hacker, the guy who groks what’s really going on.

    Honestly it’s a great name for a search engine or AI. And now he’s actively ruining it like everything else he touches.

    BTW, Stranger in a Strange Land is an excellent book. I laugh when people call Heinlein a fascist for writing Starship Troopers. “So, how about that hippie book?” Heinlein’s books examine various government and economic systems, “What if it worked this way?”








  • Wow! I cannot fathom women acting like that. I’ve have 50 lovers in life, most of which were relationships or tentative relationships. Not one woman has ever chastised me for not making enough or not spending enough on them. I’d be horrified, kick 'em to the dirt instantly!

    I’ve been stone broke, made good money and thrown it at them, everything inbetween (but mostly broke). For reference, I’m short and scrawny. LOL, I’d so love to talk IRL and see what’s up with that. Bet we could learn a thing or two from one another! (Or maybe I’m just coasting on my gargantuan penis. 🤷🏻😂)



  • It is stunning that you people believe the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder would put himself in a subservient sexual position and that Bill Clinton would not only consent, but want it. All based on a couple of message fragments with no before or after context!

    Said that week that I could post pure bullshit on here and as long as it fit the zeitgeist, I’d score upvotes.


  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldScandal
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    How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.

    Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?