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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • As a cable guy I visited several thousand homes, all ages and incomes, got pretty good at judging people’s lifestyle at an inside glance.

    Went to install internet at this guy’s new apartment, IRS agent. My god the room was sterile, also, “Shit. New place. This poor guy is going through a divorce.” And he was.

    He was utterly boring, middle-aged white guy, button down shirt, didn’t have jack to say until his modem came online.

    “Really? It’s good to go?”

    “Yep. All good.”

    “Hang on, hang on…”

    Dude fired up Unreal Tournament, hopped in a quick game to test ping, “YES! YES! Thank you thank you thank you!”

    Now that I wrote all that out, I have a guess what the divorce was about.