He’s joking, clearly. That’s likely a reference to an earlier conversation, maybe about Trump kissing Clinton’s ass of the like.

I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He’s obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton’s ass.

Magic is real, and the idea behind it makes enough sense to run with!

No, the House released 20,000 new documents. You can get them yourself off a government site.

20,000 new docs were released. You can download the mess yourself.

I sincerely hope you understood Epstein was joking around.

Not it you want something impactful. Creativity and editing are tough to pack into 7 seconds.

Life insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!

Made a typo smartass, and you know it. 70/30.

Now tell us all how smart you really are. Tell us how to manage a fleet of Linux or Mac machines, or even a mixed environment. One reason I passed an interview was with this very question! Go.

Identity management is only one aspect of AD. Very telling that all these rebuttals are thinking only in terms of what LDAP can handle.

I would love an explanation of how AD can control Linux machines! Can I reset you Linux password over AD? Can I lock you out of using removable media? How the hell do GPOs work?!

AD isn’t simply authentication, grouping computers and users. LDAP does all that.

My last company was a software dev and even they were only 70/40 Windows/Mac.

Yes, seems lots of European agencies are moving to FOSS, but more towards open office solutions. Moving to Linux for the OS makes fleet management pure hell. I know LDAP exists, but that doesn’t begin to compare to AD.

I almost never believe these stories. More likely the man did something stupid and is covering it up.

Those cases are failed suicide attempts or they were otherwise doing something they know damned well was stupid.

Any given weapon is stupid easy to clear, in 3-4 seconds, and be certain it’s clear. Not like bullets are hiding in there somehow.

I like that the 7 second limit forces creativity. We shall see where this goes. Bet uploaded videos just get posted to more popular sites.

Doesn’t matter much what users do. Corporations are nowhere close to ditching Windows.

No way to manage a fleet of Linux or Mac machines. Nothing comes close to the power of Active Directory and a bit of PowerShell.

Funny enough, I guarantee there will be GPOs and PS commandlets that let you disable the AI bullshit.

EDIT: Apparently I’m addressing a crowd who has never managed a fleet. I’ll bow to your expertise.

Yep. They have sharp enough pattern matching to remember human faces. They register eyeballs = threats. Don’t stare and spaz out while doing so. If you make yourself a threat, gonna have a bad time.

Had a nest over my door last summer. They never bothered me or my pig. We ignored them, they ignored us.

The performance goals are hilariously unattainable. It’s almost like the board was making fun of Musk and he’s so narcissistic he honestly thinks he can pull all that off.

Somebody clue me in on Typescript. I’m somewhat familiar with scripting, PowerShell guy here.

Travel the back country highways of Alabama and you’ll see it is like that. Alabama has improved drastically in the last 10-years, but the wealth gap is right there in plain view.

Trailer, trailer, trailer, beautiful home, trailer, 2 beautiful homes, trailer, trailer, on and on.