Grow your bush like a real woman and put the 1970s Playboy Playmates to shame.
Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?
Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.
They need to make bikini tops that look like tits
Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy
Uer a merkin, Harry!
- nice beaver you’ve got there.
- thanks, I just got it stuffed.
Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!
Send one to Trump for his nussy.
Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?
Am I eating the onion??
Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.
Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😁
I couldn’t believe it myself, but it’s real. https://people.com/kim-kardashian-debuts-skims-bush-underwear-11829476
I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.
That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.
Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?
Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It’s certainly not limited to head hair.
Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷
People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.
Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.
People generally don’t realize that they’re following fashion when they’re altering their body to fit the current fashion
Sure, but people also tend to eschew sensible advice when it comes to fashion 🤷
'Merican Merkin
She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it’s better than crystal dildos.
Less likely to cause injury at least
