By making babies, most get their first 6 or so by age one

4 Years? I can grow a new set in 1.

To whit, I wish more people didn’t wear seatbelts, especially SUV and Cybertruck drivers

No helmet, I can already feel my head having more cracks in it than my arse

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I’m still rocking a GTX970 from 2014

That’s quite the trash stack

Ugh, just missed it. I was born on the 16th

I just died in your arms tonight

They also take up all your goddamn time with storytime and cuddles and teaching them how to ride a bike or type their name out on a keyboard or playing lego or making crafts or going on adventures or eating cheese

Probably like a dreamcast game or a mixtape for the car

Im breaking the habit tonoiiiight

Newfoundlander

Nice!

Threatening to annex a country to coerce them into giving away mineral rights

Art of the Deeeaaalllllll

scumbag

Ton of dead multiplayer games that don’t have bots

New Trump envoy can go fuck himself!

Aunt Cass

A daggerfall randomizer would be pretty sweet

Gotta play it on mushrooms. Ahem, I mean Caius Crops