“with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26

Someone doesn’t read their Bible!

“FBI informant who planted misinformation about Joe and Hunter Biden gets 6 weeks prison and awaits his immediate pardon and medal of honor.”

Fixed the incorrect headline.

“I tell this guy, Alito, hey Alito, you know? You’re a great judge, people say the best judge, you know? But you don’t need to worry now. We won, you can stop pretending we don’t talk. I don’t think he gets it though. Great judge, just cares too much what the Lying Media™©® will say. It doesn’t matter what they say. I say it’s fake, I sue them, and they come kiss my feet.”

-Trump probably.

Oh hey just in time to go absofucukinglutly nowhere!

Can’t wait for the Trump administration to pull some “Communist Democrats unfairly tried to punish Good Productive Landlords™ because the Democrats want you to pay more in rent! That’s why we’re dropping the case and giving them billions in subsidies!”

or an assassin

I’m absolutely convinced, between the previous attempts and every single legal issue of any consequence, that he literally is “Teflon Don.”

If an assassin actually gets a clear shot, it will somehow bounce off and kill whoever is actually running against Trump. That’s the timeline we live in. The joke one.

“Judge aiming to be ranked as most corrupt judge in history, helps Trump AGAIN.”

I fucking hate how obvious this outcome was going to be.

I haven’t tried, but I feel like that concept would be easy for me to grasp because I already find myself doing it with English if I happen to know the old words, Latin or otherwise, used to construct the modern ones.

The peasants shared a common version of reality and had a king living within a distance they could reach with a guillotine. We do not live in a comparable world unfortunately. We have decentralized kings, a system that encourages their replication, and propaganda networks that create “reality” to keep us separated :(

“Get an LNG tanker. Bitches love an LNG tanker.”

Apparently he was a self avowed “defender of fireworks” and seemed to be, how shall we say, an ardent trump supporter.

This won’t stop the Faux News peanut gallery from painting him as an antifa left wing communist Venezuela Democrat who wants to murder babies and spend your money on drugs for the homeless!

They’ll never pass an opportunity to shove as much bullshit as possible into any situation. :/

Glad it is where you are!

:P

I want to somehow go back to 1998 and find young me when I still believed the internet and computers would truly make us love each other more and break down national divides and bring a greater peace to the whole world and i want to punch him square in the mouth.

Same.

I mean Ive already given myself a black eye before, but I’d also love to go back and kick my own ass for not being a better person. Future me was never going to change anything Asafum, you dumb fuck. Now it’s just 1000x harder and 2 decades down the drain.

Absolute nonsense!

Literally every single thing posted to the Internet is 100% serious and factual, including both your comment and my own.

Fun science fact! Mickey mouse performs ritual sacrifices to keep the earth rotating.

That’s not why they did it though.

The extra funds that were recently given to the IRS that had Republicans screaming they’re coming for you Johnny America! were ment to give the IRS the means to actually go after the wealthy who have methods of evading taxes so complex that typically the IRS can’t afford to spend the time chasing so they just focus on us poors.

Republicans obviously cant have the ownership class actually pay taxes like the rest of us or they wouldn’t be Republicans.

The older party members literally do not have a clue what it means to step aside for the good of the party and the good of the country.

“They young care too much about disrupting our economy (making it more fair which means less for my owners donors) we can’t have that.”

It’s not all that weird when you consider that all of our rules are made with the ownership class in mind.

Company makes more money? That is objectively A Good Thing™ regardless of anything anyone says.

It’s gross :(

Electrons are the purest substance known to humanity! How are you going to tell me allowing 15 amps of the purest substance known to flow through my body is a bad thing!?

Stupid liberals don’t even understand electronomy!

:P

could just film a plane on a shitty phone and use the zoom camera all the way onto plane, add a bit a shaky cam effect by intentionally shaking the phone, then post on social media “OMG ALIENS!”

I did this to a friend once lol I was walking on one of those days you can see the moon during the day and since there was a clear sky I just zoomed in and shook my phone a bit to make it appear to be moving lol