Do you mind elaborating a bit there? I mean I know people say birds are just government surveillance drones, but even if that were true you’d have “birds” too for the cats to kill in excess.

I don’t get the cars thing either. Like I know us Americans are absolute assholes in every single respect, but I’d be hard pressed to find someone who actively aims to run over cats. How is that different elsewhere?

Money. You aren’t paying for the video that the scene is from, you’re just watching the scene.

It’s almost always about money… Absolutely absurd

Unfortunately I’m on the side of: space is so unimaginably, incredibly, excessively, large that no other intelligent species is even remotely close enough to us to ever have the hopes of interacting with us. The best hope we have is finding “bacterial” life on another planet/moon here in the solar system.

Stupid physics… :(

Banksssss! Rob banks! Then use that money to buy snacks forever!

Not everyone can do that unfortunately as it is illegal. We’re “forced” to have a lunch break, which I support the idea of, I just hate that I have to stay the extra hour when “normal” full time jobs are 9-5 and the lunch is in that 8 hours…

“We don’t want the ruling elite telling us what to do just to enrich themselves! We want billionaires to run the government!”

I don’t have many braincells more than a typical Magoo but my God are they killing what I had left…

It became really difficult after billionaires bought up much of the smaller/stagnant media companies and turned them into “cut research and investigation departments, copy the NYT, and push entertainment opinion articles”

My rule of thumb unfortunately has become: is it a large corporation? Then it can go fuck itself. As others have said AP is good too

I’m sorry you’ve had to suffer an injury! From what I understand, your experience now and your interest outside of work counts for more than the paper degree so if you do choose to continue that path I wouldn’t worry too much about being uneducated. Good luck, I hope you find happiness in whatever you do!

Just try being uneducated and working in a dead end factory job while having hated life all your life anyway!

Much fun! -46/10 would never recommend!

I wish I was forced into programming… I tried on my own and just don’t have the mind for it, I find it incredibly boring. All my friends are in the field and all work from home wherever the hell they want to live. I’m stuck in a VHCOL area with shit income and 0 potential to increase it :(

To add to what ant said “the media” (billionair rags) will be relentless in attacking any real attempt at socialist concepts so the general population, “left” and right will be largely against it. Just see how they treated Bernie when he was looking to be doing really well before the primaries. The scumbags at so-called “left biased” MSNBC were making up shit about Bernie having “people like them” executed.

It’s really fucking aggravating because we have as many “far left” in government as you can count on like one hand yet these chucklefucks get to go full steam rightward with all the magoos literally in positions of power…

See this actually makes sense: Woke is a liberal mind virus right? So if Wormy Holehead here is chosen then he’s sure to not be infected by the mind virus because the worms ate all of it! Perfect Woke Free™ cabinet!

/Vomit

In reality though I’d wager this is a lie to further distance himself from project 2025. He’ll get to say “see, it’s Kennedy picking people not the heritage foundation!” But it will still be all project 2025 rubber stamp heritage chucklefucks

People are such scumbags on Amazon. If you aren’t paying attention and just quickly go to rebuy something like deodorant (like I just did) you can end up spending over $50 for 2 sticks… I had to actually go to the manufacturers page to find what I was looking for as I guess they changed packaging and all the assholes are charging insane prices for the “old style” package.

Ahhh lol yeah that’s his italics for emphasis

It’s been such a long time I need to watch it again, but did they ever get their sausages?

5 minutes Turkish!

Very true. I honestly don’t think it’s random though, I believe he’s branding terms. It’s always a name or a concept: Crooked Joe Biden, Democrat Witch Hunt, Kamala Crash, etc… when I do it I just add the “™” to make it more obvious.

Can we maybe work on helping them with citizenship first before we go pissing EVERYONE off with this?

Homeownership is an issue for everyone lately and this is their bright idea? Fuck the people that live in the US, they get at most a 15k first home buyers benefit, but if you hopped the fence you get 150k! so apparently you need some form of social security number so it’s not straight up border hopping to homeownership which is better I guess.

I swear they want to lose this election… The Fox headlines are just writing themselves with this one.

“What we really need is an honest debate with principled moderators on a network built on trust and seeking veracity of all claims: Fox News! Only the most Trustworthy™ will do, Sean Hannity and Laura Inbread… wait… Ingrate… No… Ingram! Right right Ingram.”

Surge pricing is such a fucked up term. How about lunch/dinner time price gouging? That’s what this is.

Oh people buy fast food for lunch and/or dinner? Then that’s when we’ll raise the prices! Nothing fucked up to see here folks!

Yeah lol that’s what I meant by “that is it (not believing), but not the way you think.”