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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    Went mumbo jumbo?

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    Why do I love this form of modern art?

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    King of the Shit post.

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      Such a good film

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    Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

    Me *Points to porta-john

    Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

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    Mambo

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      Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5

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    Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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        Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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          I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.

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    I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.

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    This is not my favorite Doctor Who episode.

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    Spicy food will do that

    • Greddan@feddit.org
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      Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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        I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

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    He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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      FukuShrimpA

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    Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

    What are four and five, then?

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      We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.

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      All shot together with five apparently. 💥

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      Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.

      Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.

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      No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

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        Johnny Five?

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    In the immortal words of Kenny

    “This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

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