Pharmacist cat with a drug problem

That’s not Walmart. It’s something like Kohl’s type of store

Swallow snow?

Swallow cocaine?

Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

I like snow.

I like egg nog.

But cum makes me vomit.

I’ve never meddled with cocaine.

Does it really ITCH though? I thought it’s an incessant EEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeee squealing whistle noise

And soon the janitor comes rushing in to disinfect all their seats.

You make a good point. The depths of the ocean are hella pressurized.

But I’ve heard if you chew your fish thoroughly before you swallow them, they’ll be dead by the time they reach your stomach, and won’t be able to swim around down there. I can’t verify this, but it does kinda makes sense, y’know?

J-Lo’s personality has corroded over the years, dare I say equal to or worse than Paltrow’s. We KNOW Matt & Trey wore these dresses better.

thatradomguy even spelled his own username wrong. He’s clearly winning in life, which explains his entire outlook.

And Jimmy Hoffa mysteries solved too.

And to have it be presented to you all in one big heaping steaming fragrant pile?

We can find lost things after we die? I wanna be reunited with all the ponytail holders-rubberbands-hair-baubles I’ve lost over the years.

Black don’t crack, and Asian doesn’t raisin.

Funnier to say random RAM memory and personal PC computer and individual ISA savings account 😄

LOLz funny to see I’m not the only one who’s mixed up those words, but on broadcast news journalism?! That’s rich.

I don’t understand. December birthday people were only zero years old the first 11+ months of their lives, just like anyone else.

And then didn’t it turn out to be all fake & staged? It wasn’t a real human dead body. It was a prop his crew planted there.

I’ll pull some cash outta the automated ATM machine for you.

For a moment my brain thought “Mazel tov Cocktail.”

Molotov is a different word.

He said football so I pictured this 🏈 (American sport that involves tackling) then my first thought was traumatic brain injury, then someone said, no not that kind of football. This kind of football ⚽ and I said ok I wonder if there are any non- American ball sports that involve tackling which cause traumatic brain injury. Rugby, perhaps? Does rugby involve tackling? Which nobody answered my question but only insulted me because you’re all still hung up on the misunderstanding & you’re still thinking I don’t know the difference between ⚽ and 🏈 .