I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.

Religion & being a housewife with no financial leverage to escape.

Until I fixed all that. Now he’s been my EX-husband for 14 years.

I had a husband like that once. Three babies but never an orgasm.

“I don’t find it funny because I’m homophobic”

LOL I guess I should read the rest of your sentence before thinking I have the whole story.

Let girl shave fun

Parking spot with a parking meter at the edge of the world.

I came upon this comic.

Yeah, if their light-hearted banter includes things like “sent via tin can & string,” I’d tend not to take any of this too seriously 😂

Drug dealer.

It might be delicious if we weren’t talking about the inedible fibrous stump of a banana peel.

Gotta love all our DEI pilots up there.

Thank you for this. I would feel so offended if I was a mentally challenged sex worker and people were calling me a hot tard.

Drugs cost money. Am maxxed out with food, shelter, & transportation expenses. Exercise is my drug. It’s a FREE daily endorphin/adrenaline high, & it’s healthy, & all the side effects are positive, with no withdrawals, no hangovers, & improves body, thinking clarity, relationships, and as a bonus get to date hot people because exercise makes us all smokin hot.

Hey, my parents fucked me up in childhood too but I’m old now & they’re long gone. There came a time I realized I had to stop blaming them for my flaws, own my own shit, & fix it. But hey, as long as Elon’s dad is still alive, he belongs in prison for the things he did to his children.

Sadly I’m afraid you are correct, that’s exactly what’s playing out. They’re squeezing everyone into becoming renters. We will own nothing and be h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ vengeful.

##CATS SHOULD NOT HAVE DRIVER’S LICENSES##

One indication of becoming a true adult is to accept personal ownership of all our flaws, and work to fix them, even if they were caused by our parents. We’ve got to grow up, own shit, and fix it.

And Trump too, apparently.

I have a feeling they’re in bed together.

And those uneducated highschool dropout bloodthirsty ICE agents seem to have been granted complete lawless freedom to run amok fucking up everyone everywhere they go.