Therapy is expensive & ineffective & a waste of time. Running is free and amazingly therapeutic.

Jeffrey Dahmer is interested

Songs from the true original edgy emo paparazzi-despising Avril Lavigne before she died and was replaced by bubblegum pop princess Melissa.

I like the way we didn’t realize she was on a skateboard the entire time until it’s revealed in the final frame.

Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.

I upvoted your comment solely for “a) is human”

I don’t know what you mean after that. I’m pretty sure reddit & lemmy attract people who enjoy reading. And Leninists? What are you talking about?

Nyet

Wow you’re fortunate. I appealed a citation once and basically their response was “No exceptions. No excuses. Pay up.”

Fine doubled for being a goose and illegally parking.

LOL I wanna be friends with the people who come up with these stock photo captions.

Yay! 🚫😸

Turkeys don’t want to be eaten, but they get eaten anyway?

Complete this sentence in any way it resonates with you:

I don’t want to _____________, but I have to ____________ anyway.

Because life’s not fair.

Your 3rd paragraph, I’m on your friend’s side. If there’s someone home all day, with no job, they oughta do the dishes. Wait, no, I just remembered my true stance on all household chores: if you make a mess, clean it up. Nobody in a house should be washing dishes that someone else sullied. Everybody does their own damn dishes!

Please forgive me, I don’t know why something about your comment reminded me of something Katy Perry said when she was living with Orlando bloom, that she would suck his dick every day if he always washed the dishes. I guess no one can escape the neverending burden of household chores.

Whoever you are, lady butterfly, all your obscure memes resonate with me. I think we could be best friends, or so much alike we’d rip each other apart in daily cat fights 🐈

If you’d just stick an r in there, you two could be friends.

Maybe gear? Performance enhancing drugs that Meatheads at the gym inject into their gluteus Medius muscle but nobody talks about it because it’s considered cheating but everyone’s doing it?

I agree with your comment, and also

Maybe, like many people, Jake & wife found the fact humorous that trump was propagating fake news about people eating cats & dogs, not that they found the fact humorous that the people wrongly suspected of cat-&-dog-eating were receiving death threats 🫤

I have a tankless water heater and a designated propane tank for it.

Mercedes with an aftermarket stereo that I regret installing.