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Cake day: November 11th, 2023

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  • don’t get why some people have a problem with that.

    I have bipolar disorder. I see doctors for this. Saturday October 25th I took a shower and I went to work. Next day I went to work too. That night I drove 2 hours to prepare for an athletic event on Monday morning. I did the athletic event which took all day and then I went to bed. I was in bed from Tuesday to Friday. Friday morning I finally took a shower again.

    That snapshot of my life from Tuesday to Friday is my dark side of bipolar disorder. Lay in bed. Can’t move. Stare at phone. Lemmy, YouTube, eat, sleep, pee, poop, repeat for 4 days until something makes me snap out of it which today was the obnoxious infuriating sound of a leafblower outside my bedroom window. And just like that I got out of bed & took a shower. It was quite a relief to finally be able to move after feeling trapped in bed for 4 days.





  • If anime girl keeps eating like that and equates burritos with happiness, imagine her surprise in a few years when she realizes you-are-what-you-eat becomes a reality.

    Her cute happy youthful face becomes saggy & puffy and her whole body becomes permanently bloated & chubby.

    She no longer feels light & free & sexually attractive in her body which lowers her self-esteem and narrows her pool of dating prospects.

    In her diminished state, she seeks dopamine solace & love in the comfort of burritos. She becomes forever alone and all she can ever find comfort in are burritos for the rest of her life.



  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzRevenge
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    4 days ago

    Tangential thought on mating calls:

    Imagine when I’m alone & sexually frustrated I just step outside and let out shrill continuous screeching bursts of noise until a man descends upon me and inserts his penis into my vagina.

    Wouldn’t life be so much easier this way?

    Why must humans make mating such a complex psychological game involving money & cosmetics & material possessions & status & mental manipulation

    Why can’t we just go outside & scream?